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跟着老锣锅学的 [00:11:29] 还是老婆啊 [00:11:31] 还有两下子误解 [00:11:34] 这孩子怎么这么厉害 [00:11:36] 这才十来岁的八倍 [00:11:39] 让长大成人十分了断 [00:11:44] 看来便宜也买麒麟 [00:11:46] 你瞅着不起眼的地方 [00:11:49] 不起眼的人 [00:11:51] 还有了不起的能力 [00:11:55] 吴老被牢牢吸引住 [00:11:58] 配合这小孩儿 [00:11:59] 飞虎神全念完收招 [00:12:03] 并置气子长出面部缝塞 [00:12:06] 往后一退 [00:12:07] 触着周围一块砖 [00:12:10] 老罗博士在说话 [00:12:12] 各位啊 [00:12:13] 孩子练完了 [00:12:15] 练的可不怎么地啊 [00:12:17] 各位包涵 [00:12:19] 刚才我说无功受禄 [00:12:22] 寝食不安 [00:12:24] 孩子们在面前耍个娇 [00:12:28] 不管练得好练不好 [00:12:30] 求各位赏赐与爱你无多有少 [00:12:36] 您给多少我也不嫌多 [00:12:38] 给多少我也不嫌少 [00:12:40] 我求求各位了 [00:12:44] 这走江湖真不容易 [00:12:46] 竟说拜年的话 [00:12:49] 老者冲着中间儿一块儿转 [00:12:52] 东边站着二十来号 [00:12:55] 你看这些人看热闹 [00:12:57] 挺爱看 [00:12:58] 硬说给钱 [00:13:00] 你不怎么爱给 [00:13:02] 都跟那木头橛子差不多少 [00:13:05] 面无表情 [00:13:07] 无动于衷 [00:13:09] 老头儿说了半天 [00:13:11] 一个大钱也没求起来 [00:13:14] 各位世界也是奇怪 [00:13:17] 家有万贯 [00:13:19] 还有一群的 [00:13:20] 不灭 [00:13:21] 不勉强 [00:13:22] 不勉强 [00:13:24] 你给是人情 [00:13:26] 不给是本分 [00:13:27] 好 [00:13:28] 看来东方舞台我在求窒息的 [00:13:33] 转身到西子 [00:13:35] 说了很多拜年的话 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