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[00:06:16] 臭豆腐能耍的心眼 [00:06:17] 而我比他的花活更多呀 [00:06:20] 不行 [00:06:21] 我也得上台比划比划 [00:06:24] 所以房书安向徐良和白芸瑞提出要登台 [00:06:29] 徐阳一瞪眼 [00:06:34] 就跟你这两下子有什么能耐登台 [00:06:37] 哎呀 [00:06:37] 爹 [00:06:39] 你可别小看孩儿啊 [00:06:41] 没有三把深沙 [00:06:42] 不敢倒反西岐呀 [00:06:44] 没有金刚钻儿 [00:06:45] 岂能揽瓷器 [00:06:48] 你好好想想 [00:06:50] 你儿子要没能耐 [00:06:52] 三番五次出入莲花观 [00:06:54] 如履平地 [00:06:57] 这就得说能耐 [00:06:59] 爹 [00:07:00] 你放心 [00:07:01] 孩儿一定给你争光露脸 [00:07:06] 不过 [00:07:06] 爹 [00:07:07] 我求你点儿事儿 [00:07:09] 三丈多高的台我是上不去呀 [00:07:13] 求爹 [00:07:14] 您那像扔包似的把我撇上去得了 [00:07:18] 徐良一听这个 [00:07:21] 稍微犹豫 [00:07:22] 白芸瑞了说 [00:07:24] 我把你撇出去 [00:07:25] 哎呀 [00:07:26] 多谢老叔 [00:07:27] 你看我多幸福 [00:07:29] 既有爹 [00:07:30] 还有叔叔 [00:07:31] 老百姓听完都不敢乐呀 [00:07:34] 心说这可真有意思 [00:07:36] 芸瑞领着房书安挤着人冲在最前边 [00:07:40] 让房山把袋子嘞好了 [00:07:42] 白鸽炖鸡抓着这个袋子之手依托他的三岔骨 [00:07:48] 准备好了 [00:07:50] 使劲儿啊 [00:07:54] 白鸽的竞购多大 [00:07:56] 这一下把房子扔起四丈多 [00:07:58] 脑袋啪摔 [00:08:00] 台上好悬 [00:08:02] 没把老方摔背过气去 [00:08:05] 这就是以往的经过 [00:08:07] 等房书安缓过气来 [00:08:09] 拍了拍圣手秀士冯涓埃 [00:08:12] 我臭豆腐见好就收 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