所属专辑:Ideal
歌手: Rolf Harris
时长: 03:12
I've been very poorly but now I feel fine [00:00:00]
I've been out today for the very first time [00:00:03]
I felt like a lad as I walked down the road [00:00:05]
Then I met old jones and he said well I'm blowed [00:00:07]
My word you do look queer my word you do look queer [00:00:11]
Oh dear you look dreadful you've had a near shave [00:00:16]
You look like a man with one foot in the grave' [00:00:19]
I said bosh l'm better it's true I've been ill' [00:00:22]
He said 'I'm delighted you're better but still [00:00:26]
I wish you'd a thousand for me in your will [00:00:28]
My word you do look queer' [00:00:30]
That didn't improve me it quite put me back [00:00:33]
Still I walked farther on and I met cousin jack [00:00:35]
He looked at me hard and he murmured'gee whiz [00:00:38]
It's like him it can't be it isn't it is [00:00:41]
By gosh who'd have thought it well well I declare [00:00:45]
I'd never have known you except for your hair [00:00:48]
My word you do look queer my word you do look queer [00:00:50]
Your faces are all sunk and your colour's all gone [00:00:55]
Your neck's very scraggy still you're getting on [00:00:57]
How old are you now thriy five emm that's true [00:01:00]
Your father died that age your mother did too [00:01:03]
Well the black clothes I wore then'll come in for you [00:01:07]
My word you do look queer' [00:01:09]
That really upset me I felt quite cast down [00:01:12]
But I tried to buck up and then up came old brown [00:01:15]
He stared at me hard then he solemnly said [00:01:18]
'You shouldn't be out you should be home in bed [00:01:21]
I heard you were bad well I heard you were gone [00:01:24]
You look like a corpse with an overcoat on [00:01:27]
My word you do look queer my word you do look queer [00:01:30]
You'd best have a brandy before you drop dead' [00:01:35]
So pale as a sheet I crawled in the king's head' [00:01:38]
The barmaid sobbed 'oh you poor fellow' and then [00:01:41]
She said 'on the slate you owe just one pound ten [00:01:44]
You'd better pay up we shan't see you again [00:01:47]
My word you do look queer' [00:01:50]
My knees started knocking I did feel so sad [00:01:53]
Then brown said don't die in a pub it looks bad [00:01:56]
He said 'come with me I'll show you what to do [00:02:01]
Now I've got a friend who'll be useful to you [00:02:03]
He led me to black's undertaking depot [00:02:07]
And black with some crepe round his hat said hello [00:02:09]
'My word you do look queer my word you do look queer [00:02:13]
Now we'll fix you up for a trifling amount [00:02:18]
Now what do you say to a bit on account' [00:02:20]
I said'I'm not dying he said don't say that [00:02:24]
My business of late has been terribly flat [00:02:27]
But I'm telling my wife she can have that new hat [00:02:29]
My word you do look queer' [00:02:31]
Well I crawled in the street and I murmured' I'm done' [00:02:34]
Then up came old jenkins and shouted oh son [00:02:39]
'My word you do look well my word you do look well [00:02:43]
You're looking fine and in the pink' [00:02:48]
I shouted am I come and have a drink [00:02:50]
You've put new life in me I'm sounder than a bell [00:02:52]
By gad there's life in the old dog yet [00:02:56]
My word I do feel well' [00:03:00]