所属专辑:Way to Normal
歌手: Ben Folds
时长: 03:56
Bitch Went Nutz - Ben Folds[00:00:00]
Written by:Ben Folds/Samuel Drap[00:00:01]
I took her with me[00:00:10]
To the christmas office party[00:00:11]
Mistake[00:00:13]
She did a line and started[00:00:19]
Spouting all her liberal garbage[00:00:20]
Bro I'm so ashamed[00:00:23]
I never heard such sh*t in all my life[00:00:28]
I hoped one day to mold you[00:00:33]
Into the perfect wife[00:00:35]
But you blew my hopes sky high[00:00:37]
The b**ch went nutz[00:00:41]
Started talking about politics[00:00:44]
In front of all my bosses[00:00:46]
Bullsh*t from the internet[00:00:48]
The b**ch went nutz[00:00:50]
I'll never be a partner at this rate[00:00:53]
Not with Jane[00:00:56]
F**king fonda Jr as my date[00:00:57]
Oh no[00:01:00]
Oh no no[00:01:04]
Ooh[00:01:08]
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her[00:01:19]
You should've seen her[00:01:22]
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr's[00:01:28]
Brand new[00:01:31]
Beamer[00:01:32]
She called us biggets with her fist in the air[00:01:37]
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair[00:01:42]
Now they think that I'm a f**king asshole[00:01:47]
The b**ch went nutz[00:01:50]
Started talking about vegetables[00:01:53]
To the wives of all my coworkers[00:01:55]
Yeah cruelty to animals[00:01:58]
She thinks because[00:02:00]
She reads books[00:02:02]
She must be smarter[00:02:03]
But now when I close my eyes[00:02:04]
I'll be f**king Jimmy Carter[00:02:06]
Oh no[00:02:09]
Oh no no[00:02:13]
Oh no no[00:02:18]
Couldn't you have just nodded and smile[00:02:33]
From nine to twelve P M[00:02:36]
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories[00:02:39]
To all my bosses[00:02:43]
And all my friends[00:02:46]
The b**ch went nutz[00:02:48]
Started putting down the christians[00:02:51]
And all about what the white man[00:02:53]
Did to the indians[00:02:55]
How could I know[00:02:57]
That she never done blow before[00:03:00]
She shouted f**k dick cheney[00:03:02]
And then she puked on the Franklin's floor[00:03:05]
Oh no[00:03:07]
Oh no[00:03:25]
Oh no no[00:03:29]
Oh no no[00:03:33]
Oh no[00:03:38]
Oh right[00:03:43]