歌手: Tommy Steele
时长: 02:49
What a Mouth (What a North and South) - Tommy Steele[00:00:00]
Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah[00:00:08]
If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller[00:00:10]
But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty show[00:00:12]
It was like a steamboat funnel Or a railway arch [00:00:17]
Or the Blackwall Tunnel When you can't see Jim [00:00:21]
When he opens his mouth you'll know[00:00:24]
And as poor Jim goes walkin' about[00:00:27]
You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' out[00:00:33]
(What ) What Ooh um [00:00:40]
"What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [00:00:42]
"Blimey what a mouth he's got" [00:00:45]
Now when he was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er [00:00:48]
His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel[00:00:51]
What a gap Poor chap He's never been known to laugh (Oy )[00:00:53]
If he did it's a penny to a quid That his face would fall in half [00:00:57]
Mouth so large oh Lord oh Lumme [00:01:07]
He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny [00:01:09]
And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine[00:01:12]
He got so drunk one foggy morn[00:01:17]
He layed in the road and started to yawn[00:01:19]
And a poor old man was delivering coals close by[00:01:21]
And as he went to shoot the load He saw Jim's mouth out in the road[00:01:26]
(What ) Eh Ooh what Oh yes [00:01:40]
What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [00:01:43]
Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man [00:01:46]
Bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [00:01:50]
He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot [00:01:52]
Right into his mouth no joke (Oy ) Jim [00:01:56]
Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal[00:01:59]
And he corfs up lumps o' coke (Oy )[00:02:00]
(What ) Eh What eeh ooh ooh cor blimey [00:02:08]
I thought it was all over Oh yes um [00:02:11]
What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [00:02:13]
Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man[00:02:16]
bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [00:02:19]
He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot right into his mouth [00:02:22]
No joke (Oy ) Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal[00:02:27]
And he corfs up lumps of coke OY [00:02:30]
OY (OY ) OY[00:02:37]