《The Rhinoceros》歌词

歌曲： The Rhinoceros

所属专辑：The Complete Flanders & Swann

歌手： Flanders&Swann

时长： 02:34

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The Rhinoceros - Flanders & Swann[00:00:00]

Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much[00:00:05]

If you ask the reason why [00:00:08]

They will tell you because of his scaly touch[00:00:10]

Or his hard and glittering eye;[00:00:13]

But should you ask a truthful man[00:00:15]

You will get this quick response:[00:00:18]

I do not trust that thing on his nose[00:00:20]

The bodger on his bonce [00:00:24]

Oh the bodger on the bonce [00:00:27]

The bodger on the bonce [00:00:30]

Pity the poor old Rhino with[00:00:32]

The bodger on the bonce [00:00:35]

Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns [00:00:41]

If you doubt it here's the proof;[00:00:44]

That thing on his nose is for taking stones[00:00:46]

Out of a horse's hoof:[00:00:49]

He seldom if ever meets a horse[00:00:51]

(It is this that makes him sad)[00:00:53]

When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof [00:00:56]

But he would if he did and it had [00:00:59]

Oh the bodger on the bonce [00:01:01]

The bodger on the bonce [00:01:04]

Pity the poor old Rhino with[00:01:06]

The bodger on the bonce [00:01:09]

And just to bring pleasure to those[00:01:14]

Who like to enjoy the natural scene [00:01:16]

He picks up litter on his spike[00:01:19]

To keep the forest clean:[00:01:21]

And if one day to his habitat[00:01:23]

For a picnic you should roam [00:01:26]

He would open a tin should you[00:01:28]

Have left your opener at home [00:01:31]

With the bodger on the bonce [00:01:34]

The bodger on the bonce [00:01:35]

Pity the poor old Rhino with[00:01:38]

The bodger on the bonce [00:01:41]

So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend[00:01:46]

Though he looks a fearsome sight [00:01:50]

He amply justifies his end[00:01:52]

Because his means are right;[00:01:55]

And ask yourself would you do as well[00:01:57]

Fulfilling long-felt wants [00:02:00]

If nature had endowed you with[00:02:03]

A Bodger on your bonce [00:02:06]

Yes a Bodger on your bonce [00:02:09]

A Bodger on your bonce [00:02:11]

If nature had endowed you with[00:02:13]

A Bodger on your bonce [00:02:16]

A Bodger on your bonce [00:02:19]

A Bodger on your bonce[00:02:21]