歌手: Noel Coward
时长: 04:46
Now I'd like to sing you a new song[00:00:01]
That I wrote just last summer[00:00:03]
When I was having a holiday on the island of capri[00:00:04]
Each evening I used to sit on the piazza[00:00:08]
And watch these hordes of middle-age ladies[00:00:11]
Ariving by every boat[00:00:14]
Obviously all set to have themselves a ball[00:00:17]
So startled was I by this rather macabre spectacle[00:00:20]
That I wrote this song about a respectable english matron[00:00:27]
Who discovered in the nick of time[00:00:31]
That life was for living[00:00:34]
I'll sing you a song it's not very long[00:00:43]
It's moral may disconcert you[00:00:44]
Of a mother and wife who for most of her life[00:00:46]
Was trained for domestic virtue[00:00:48]
She had two strapping daughters and a rather dull son[00:00:51]
And a much duller husband who at sixty-one[00:00:54]
Elected to retire and later on expire[00:00:57]
Sing halleluhua heigh-nonny-no[00:01:02]
Heigh-nonny-no heigh-nonny-no[00:01:05]
He joined the feathered choir[00:01:07]
Having laid him to rest by special request[00:01:13]
In a family mausoleum[00:01:15]
As his widow repaired to the home they had shared[00:01:17]
Her heart sang a gay tedeum[00:01:20]
And then in the middle of the funeral wake[00:01:24]
While adding some liquor to the tipsy cake[00:01:26]
She briskly cried that's done[00:01:29]
My life's at last begun[00:01:31]
Sing halleluhah heigh-nonny-no[00:01:34]
Heigh-nonny-no heigh-nonny-no[00:01:37]
It's time I had some fun[00:01:40]
Today though hardly a jolly day[00:01:44]
At least I'll set me free[00:01:46]
We'll all have a lovely holiday[00:01:50]
On the island of capri[00:01:53]
In a bar on the piccola marina[00:01:59]
Life called to mrs wentworth-brewster[00:02:04]
Fate beckoned her and introduced her[00:02:07]
Into a rather queer unfamiliar atmosphere[00:02:11]
She'd just sit there propping up the bar[00:02:14]
Beside a fisherman who sang to a guitar[00:02:17]
When accused of having gone too far[00:02:22]
She made reply funiculi just fancy me funicula[00:02:25]
When he bellowed que bella signorina[00:02:30]
Sheer ecstasy at once produced a wild shriek[00:02:35]
From mrs wentworth-brewster[00:02:40]
Changing her whole demeanour[00:02:42]
When both her daughters and her son said please come home mama[00:02:46]
She answered rather bibulously who do you think you are[00:02:49]
Nobody can afford to be so la-di-bloody-da[00:02:53]
In a bar on the piccola marina[00:02:57]
Every fisherman cried viva viva and que ragazza[00:03:04]
When she sat on the grand piazza[00:03:08]
Everybody would rise[00:03:10]
Every fisherman said viva viva que belle inglese[00:03:12]
Someone even said whoops-a-daisy[00:03:15]
Which was quite a surprise[00:03:17]
Each evening with some light excuse and beaming with goodwill[00:03:19]
She'd just slip into something loose and totter down the hill[00:03:25]
To that bar on the piccola marina[00:03:33]
Where love came to mrs wentworth-brewster[00:03:37]
Hot flushes of delight suffused her[00:03:41]
Right round the bend she went picture her astonishment[00:03:45]
Day in day out she would gad about[00:03:49]
Because she felt she was no longer on the shelf[00:03:52]
Night out night in knocking back the gin[00:03:56]
She cried funicula funiculi funnic-yourself[00:03:59]
Just for fun three young sailors from messina[00:04:05]
Bowed low to mrs wentworth-brewster[00:04:10]
Said scusi and abruptly goosed her[00:04:14]
Then there was quite a scene[00:04:17]
Her family in floods of tears cried leave these men mama[00:04:21]
She said they are just high-spirited like all italians are[00:04:25]
And most of them have a great deal more to offer than papa[00:04:29]
In a bar on the piccola marina[00:04:33]
A Bar on the Piccola Marina - Noel Coward and Orchestra[00:04:38]