所属专辑:The Popular Music of 1947
歌手: Phil Harris
时长: 03:06
The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris[00:00:00]
Written by:Williams/Havez/Vodery[00:00:02]
Bill Jackson was a poor old dub[00:00:07]
Who joined the dark town poker club[00:00:09]
But cursed the day he[00:00:11]
Told them he would join[00:00:12]
His money used to go like it had wings[00:00:14]
If he yelled queens someone had kings[00:00:16]
And each night he would[00:00:18]
Contribute all his coin[00:00:19]
Then he said I'm gonna play em tight tonight[00:00:22]
He said there'll be no bobtail[00:00:23]
Flushes make me bite[00:00:24]
Cause when I gets in them[00:00:25]
My hands will be a peach[00:00:26]
And he played them tight but lost his pile[00:00:29]
And bill got peevish after a while[00:00:30]
So he rose looked all[00:00:32]
Around and made this speech[00:00:33]
He said you all see this brand new razor[00:00:36]
I had it sharpened just today[00:00:38]
Now I'm coming in there with my rules[00:00:39]
That you must follow when you play[00:00:41]
Now keep your big bony hands on the table[00:00:43]
While you dealing please[00:00:45]
And don't be slipping them aces down there[00:00:47]
Er in between your knees[00:00:48]
And don't be making all them funny signs[00:00:50]
Like you trying to tip off your hand[00:00:52]
Just talk in American boy American[00:00:53]
So I can understand[00:00:55]
And don't be dealing off the bottom[00:00:57]
Because ooh that's rough[00:00:58]
Take five five then stop that's enough[00:01:01]
Now when you bet put up the chips[00:01:04]
Because I don't like it when you shy[00:01:05]
Then if you get busted[00:01:07]
Go on out and get some[00:01:08]
I'm gonna be here by and by[00:01:09]
Pass them cards for me to shuffle[00:01:11]
Every time before you deals[00:01:13]
Then if anythings wrong I must see[00:01:15]
Cause I mean you always ain't no er[00:01:18]
Keep playing that game[00:01:20]
According to Mr Hoyle[00:01:21]
You all play this game according to me[00:01:22]
Now sitting right there in that there clan[00:01:33]
There chance to be a one eyed man[00:01:35]
And bill kept watching him[00:01:36]
Out the corner of his eye[00:01:37]
When ole one eye would deal and then[00:01:40]
Would cost that bill another five or ten[00:01:42]
Bill got up again looked all[00:01:44]
Around him with a sigh[00:01:45]
He said lord this is an awful shame[00:01:47]
He said there someone[00:01:49]
Cheating in this 'ere game[00:01:50]
He said it goes er[00:01:50]
It ain't no do for me to name the guy[00:01:51]
So I'll refrain from[00:01:54]
Mentioning the party's name[00:01:55]
If I catch him Cheating just once again[00:01:56]
I'm gonna take my fist[00:01:58]
And close that other eye[00:01:59]
Now you see this brand new razor[00:02:01]
I had it sharpened just today[00:02:03]
I'm coming in there with my own rules[00:02:05]
That you must follow when you play[00:02:06]
Hey kid keep your hands up there[00:02:08]
While you're giving them out please[00:02:11]
Stop nutting them wildies[00:02:12]
Down there 'tween your knees[00:02:14]
Stop making all them funny signs[00:02:16]
Like you're trying to tip off your hand[00:02:17]
Keep talking in American big aaa[00:02:18]
That's what I can understand[00:02:21]
And don't be getting'[00:02:22]
Them off the bottom[00:02:23]
Because I keep trying[00:02:24]
To tell you it's rough[00:02:25]
This an army game five[00:02:26]
Five halt that's enough[00:02:27]
Now when you bet let me[00:02:29]
See the reds and blues[00:02:30]
'Cause I don't like it when you shy[00:02:31]
Then if you run out of[00:02:33]
Gas go get pumped up[00:02:34]
I'm gonna be here by and by[00:02:35]
Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle[00:02:37]
Every time before you deal let me ripple[00:02:39]
Anything wrong I wanna see[00:02:41]
I mean you always ain't gonna[00:02:44]
Keep playing the game now[00:02:45]
According to that Mr Hoyle[00:02:46]
You all gonna play this game[00:02:48]
According to me[00:02:49]
Henry if you break the seal[00:02:50]
On that new deck of bicycles[00:02:52]
We'll go on from there yeah[00:02:53]
Yeah yeah yeah[00:02:56]