《Triplets》歌词

歌曲： Triplets

所属专辑：Sings Your Favorite Songs

歌手： Danny Kaye&Vic Schoen & H

时长： 02:03

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Three little unexpected children simultaneously[00:00:04]

The doctor bought us in you can see[00:00:06]

That we'll be three forever and E, I, O[00:00:09]

You wouldn't know how agonizing being triplets can be[00:00:12]

Each one is individually the victim of that clinical day[00:00:15]

E, I, O,[00:00:17]

Every summer we go away to Baden-Baden-Baden[00:00:20]

Every winter we come back home to Walla-Walla-Walla[00:00:22]

We do everything alike[00:00:28]

We look alike, we dress alike, we walk alike, we talk alike[00:00:31]

And what is more[00:00:35]

We hate each other very much[00:00:36]

We hate our folks[00:00:38]

We're sick of jokes about how hard it is to tell us apart[00:00:39]

If one of us gets the measles, then another one gets the measles[00:00:43]

Then all of gets the measles, and mumps, and croup[00:00:47]

How I wish I had a gun, a little gun[00:00:50]

It would be fun to shoot the other two and only be one[00:00:54]

Mrs. Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs. Goldenbasser[00:00:57]

Of the day she went to Sloane's and had her silly Willy[00:01:01]

Mrs. Hassencooper loves to talk to Mrs. Eldenspritzel[00:01:04]

Of her major operation when she had her twins[00:01:08]

But when mother comes along she silences the others[00:01:11]

She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers[00:01:15]

For example just to prove that she was more than ample[00:01:19]

She admits Lane Bryant thought that they were measuring a giant[00:01:22]

Dr. Heimerdanner almost lost his bedside manner[00:01:25]

On the day that he first slipped upon us three[00:01:29]

We do everything alike[00:01:33]

We look alike, we dress alike, we walk alike, we talk alike[00:01:35]

And what is more[00:01:39]

We hate each other very much[00:01:41]

We hate our folks[00:01:42]

We're sick of jokes on what an art it is to tell us apart[00:01:44]

We eat the same kind of vittle[00:01:47]

We drink from the same kind of bottles[00:01:49]

We sit in the same kind of high chair, high chair, high chair[00:01:51]

Momma says that we're a bore and what is more[00:01:54]

She didn't want to have us and we didn't want to have her[00:01:58]

No more[00:02:02]