《Winker Song (A Tribute to Ivor Biggun)》歌词

歌曲： Winker Song (A Tribute to Ivor Biggun)

所属专辑：Winker Song (A Tribute to Ivor Biggun)

歌手： Ameritz - Tribute

时长： 03:16

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Winker's Song - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)[00:00:00]

My mother said,[00:00:04]

That I never should,[00:00:06]

Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.[00:00:09]

Their giggling talk,[00:00:13]

I could never understand,[00:00:15]

And that's why I fell in love with my right hand.[00:00:18]

And that's why,[00:00:25]

I'm a wanker,[00:00:26]

I'm a wanker,[00:00:28]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:00:29]

I'm a wanker,[00:00:31]

I'm a wanker,[00:00:32]

And I'm always pulling my pud.[00:00:33]

I was twenty five years old before I was kissed,[00:00:36]

And then I found that[00:00:41]

I preferred a swift one off the wrist.[00:00:42]

It's cheap and convenient,[00:00:46]

You can't catch VD,[00:00:48]

It's available at any time,[00:00:50]

And it's absolutely free.[00:00:53]

And that's why,[00:00:57]

I'm a wanker,[00:00:58]

I'm a wanker,[00:01:00]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:01:01]

I'm a wanker,[00:01:03]

I'm a wanker,[00:01:04]

And I'm always pulling my pud.[00:01:06]

Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,[00:01:09]

Thank you for having me[00:01:13]

And being oh so kind,[00:01:15]

I've got pains in my arms,[00:01:18]

And my dong is growing shorter,[00:01:20]

My knees have turned to water,[00:01:23]

And I think I'm going blind.[00:01:25]

I've wanked over Italy,[00:01:27]

I've wanked over Spain,[00:01:30]

I've wanked in an omnibus,[00:01:32]

I've even had a wank in a train.[00:01:34]

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,[00:01:37]

An inflatable Linda Lovelace[00:01:42]

And a Davy Crocket hat,[00:01:44]

And that's why,[00:01:48]

I'm a wanker,[00:01:50]

I'm a wanker,[00:01:51]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:01:52]

I'm a wanker,[00:01:55]

I'm a wanker,[00:01:56]

And I'm always pulling my pud.[00:01:57]

'Ere listen![00:01:59]

Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,[00:02:00]

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,[00:02:05]

I've got pains in my arms,[00:02:09]

And my dong is getting shorter,[00:02:12]

My knees have turned to water,[00:02:14]

And I think I'm going blind.[00:02:16]

I'm a wanker![00:02:19]

I'm a wanker[00:02:20]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:02:21]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:24]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:25]

And I'm always pulling my pud.[00:02:26]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:28]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:30]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:02:31]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:33]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:34]

And I'm always pulling my pud.[00:02:35]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:38]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:39]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:02:40]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:43]

I'm a wanker,[00:02:44]

And I'm always pulling my pud.[00:02:45]

He's a wanker,[00:02:48]

He's a wanker,[00:02:49]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:02:50]

He's a wanker,[00:02:52]

He'sa wanker,[00:02:53]

And He's always pulling my pud.[00:02:55]

He's a wanker,[00:02:57]

He's a wanker,[00:02:58]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:03:00]

He's a wanker,[00:03:02]

He's a wanker,[00:03:03]

And He's always pulling my pud.[00:03:04]

He's a wanker,[00:03:07]

He's a wanker,[00:03:08]

And it does me good like it bloody well should[00:03:09]

He's a wanker,[00:03:11]

He'sa wanker,[00:03:13]