所属专辑:Say It Isn’t So
歌手: Gracie Fields
时长: 03:22
The Photograph of Mother's Wedding Group - Gracie Fields[00:00:00]
Now on me mother's weddin' day of course I wasn't present [00:00:14]
But I've 'eard the way they carried out was daft [00:00:18]
Me aunt who thought she looked like Cleopatra only better [00:00:22]
Said "The wedding group we must 'ave photographed "[00:00:26]
Some people take it for a picture of the death of God[00:00:29]
An' there a storm at sea both natural mistakes [00:00:32]
It's 'angin' in our parlour just be'ind the parrot's cage [00:00:36]
An' you should 'ear the rude remarks that parrot makes [00:00:38]
On the photograph of mother's wedding group [00:00:43]
There must 'ave been a disappointed troop [00:00:47]
You can just see father's top 'at an' that bit's come out a treat [00:00:51]
But both the best man an' the bride 'ave disappeared complete [00:00:56]
'Cause the rest is just a close-up of me Uncle Willie's feet[00:01:00]
On the photograph of mother's wedding group [00:01:05]
A dog's got in the picture; some 'ave mixed it up with father [00:01:10]
But the one in the cleanest collar is the pup [00:01:14]
A friend said we should 'ang the picture upside down an' try it [00:01:17]
But we can't not knowing which is right side up [00:01:23]
We 'ad it in a frame at first but it looked so untidy [00:01:27]
We decided that we'd take it out again [00:01:31]
'Cause Aunt Maggie's in it an' the poor old girl is so bow-legged[00:01:33]
That 'er knees were stickin' right outside the crib [00:01:37]
Oh the photograph of mother's wedding group[00:01:41]
It was 'andy once when I fell in the soup;[00:01:46]
For a fire broke out as ready to jump in the bath I stood [00:01:50]
A fireman rushed me through the hall 'E cried "Delay's no good "[00:01:55]
I'd no time to grab a coat but I did all a woman could[00:01:59]
With the photograph of mother's wedding group [00:02:04]
No matter where we've 'ung that photograph it's been unlucky [00:02:10]
Something's nearly always 'appened this or that [00:02:13]
Last week when it fell off the wall I said "That's somebody's death warnin' "[00:02:16]
An' it was; it went an' fell right on the cat [00:02:21]
I tried to palm it off on other members of the fam'ly [00:02:24]
On 'is birthday I sent it to me Uncle Jack [00:02:28]
I thought I'd done the trick till I'd a letter from 'im sayin'[00:02:30]
That 'is 'eart was weak an' so we'd take it back [00:02:33]
On the photograph of mother's wedding group[00:02:37]
Is the straight-backed girl whom time 'as now made stooped [00:02:43]
Oft I gaze at it with tear-dimmed eyes as shadows come and go [00:02:49]
An' wonder in the silence of the firelight's amber glow [00:02:57]
Once I wondered where the flies all went in winter; now I know:[00:03:04]
On the photograph of mother's wedding group[00:03:11]