《Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman》歌词

歌曲： Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman

所属专辑：Drinkin’ Bone - A Tribute to Tracy Byrd

歌手： Ameritz Tribute Tracks

时长： 04:01

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Revenge Of A Middle Aged Woman - Ameritz Tribute Tracks[00:00:00]

I was looking for a cheap car[00:00:14]

In the Sunday classifieds[00:00:16]

When an ad jumped out and hit me right[00:00:19]

Between my bugged out eyes[00:00:21]

It was a two year old Mercedes [00:00:23]

Only seven-hundred bucks[00:00:26]

I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial[00:00:28]

That number fast enough[00:00:31]

The woman who picked up the phone said [00:00:34]

''Yes it's still for sale[00:00:36]

But I've had about one-thousand calls[00:00:38]

So you'd better move your tail ''[00:00:41]

When I drove up that long driveway[00:00:43]

With the cash there in my hand[00:00:45]

She met me at the garage[00:00:48]

And a short skirt and a tan[00:00:50]

We took it for a test drive [00:00:53]

I couldn't believe my luck[00:00:55]

She said [00:00:58]

''I'll throw in them old Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk ''[00:00:58]

None of this was making sense[00:01:03]

But then it dawned on me[00:01:05]

She referred to her old man as a cheating S O B [00:01:07]

It was a classic case of woman scorned[00:01:12]

She'll make that man wish he had never been born[00:01:18]

She's a forty something year old judge and jury[00:01:22]

Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman [00:01:28]

So she took me out to breakfast [00:01:37]

Put it on his credit card[00:01:39]

By the time they poured the coffee [00:01:42]

She was pouring out her heart[00:01:44]

Stories of his sneaking round and sordid escapades[00:01:47]

Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age[00:01:52]

She said [00:01:57]

''You know there's one thing I ought to thank him for[00:01:57]

He ticked me off so much I put new locks on my doors ''[00:02:01]

It was a classic case of woman scorned[00:02:06]

She'll make that man wish he had never been born[00:02:12]

She's a forty something year old judge and jury[00:02:16]

Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman [00:02:22]

Well I believe good wine[00:02:48]

And women get better with time[00:02:50]

And if you ask me that man's a fool[00:02:53]

Or else he must be blind[00:02:55]

I'll never know his motives [00:02:58]

Can't get inside his head[00:03:00]

But I'm driving his mercedes[00:03:03]

And I'm sleeping in his bed [00:03:06]

It was a classic case of woman scorned[00:03:10]

She'll make that man wish he had never been born[00:03:15]

She's a forty something year old judge and jury[00:03:20]

Hell hath no fury like revenge of a middle aged woman [00:03:25]

Revenge of a middle aged woman[00:03:32]

I know I oughta feel guilty about something[00:03:39]

I just can't think of what it might be[00:03:42]