所属专辑:Say It Isn’t So
歌手: Gracie Fields
时长: 03:24
In Me 'Oroscope - Gracie Fields[00:00:00]
The leader of our Band of 'Ope the other night began it[00:00:05]
When 'e said ev'ryone was born beneath a lucky planet [00:00:09]
An' Jupiter an' Mars [00:00:13]
So I called upon an eastern bloke to find me lucky stars [00:00:17]
He felt me bumps an' read me 'and It did give me a[00:00:22]
Then threw 'imself into a trance as 'e turned down the light [00:00:26]
The smoke was rising from a bowl of incense [00:00:31]
Said 'e "Into the crystal let us grope [00:00:34]
Though you've been nipped in the bud [00:00:39]
'Ere's your future clear as mud:[00:00:41]
It's all written down in me 'oroscope [00:00:44]
"To charm your lover buy a dozen duck eggs [00:00:49]
Suck out the whites an' throw away the yolk [00:00:53]
An' it's bound to do the trick [00:00:57]
If it doesn't make you sick [00:00:59]
It's all written down in me 'oroscope [00:01:02]
"The crystal isn't clear [00:01:06]
But your lucky stone is 'ere [00:01:08]
It isn't a common or garden kind of glass stone [00:01:10]
It isn't a diamond rare;[00:01:15]
It's a jewel beyond compare [00:01:17]
It's the most expensive tuppenny bit of 'earthstone [00:01:20]
"I can see a crisis loomin' in your future [00:01:25]
There's some safety pins a nurse an' a bar o' soap [00:01:29]
An' oh my goodness Mrs Binns [00:01:33]
I can you nursin' twins [00:01:36]
It's all written down in me 'oroscope "[00:01:39]
I buy the papers ev'ry day but not to follow 'orses [00:01:44]
I skip the latest politics the murders an' divorces [00:01:48]
Then quickly turn the pages till I come to number three [00:01:52]
'Cause the 'oroscope's the only thing of interest to me [00:01:56]
It says today: "Beware of blondes Your 'earth an' 'ome's in danger [00:02:01]
Your 'usband's got entangled with a ginger-'eaded stranger [00:02:06]
You're bound to win 'im back again an' spoil 'is new romance [00:02:11]
If you buy your lucky perfume an' you spray some on 'is pants "[00:02:15]
It also says I mustn't do a stroke of work on Mondays [00:02:20]
On Tuesdays Wednesdays Thursdays Fridays Saturdays or Sundays [00:02:24]
If I should go against the stars I'll soon get grey an' old [00:02:29]
So the old man ev'ry Sunday's got to 'ave 'is mutton cold [00:02:33]
This morning' in the Daily Force they 'ad a tip for me [00:02:37]
When me star's in the ascendant an' me lucky number's three:[00:02:41]
"Be sure to 'ave a bath upon your birthday [00:02:46]
An' use the very best carbolic soap [00:02:51]
When you've 'ad a thorough scrub [00:02:55]
Give your birthday stone a rub "[00:02:58]
It's all written down in me 'oroscope[00:03:01]