《My Band》歌词

歌曲： My Band

所属专辑：My Band

歌手： D-12

时长： 04:59

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My Band (我的乐队) - D-12[00:00:00]

I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t[00:00:01]

Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude[00:00:05]

And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude[00:00:07]

And they need to take it up with me after the show[00:00:10]

Because[00:00:15]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band[00:00:16]

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands[00:00:20]

Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man[00:00:23]

All because I'm the lead singer of my band[00:00:28]

So I get offstage right drop the mic[00:00:31]

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like[00:00:33]

Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby[00:00:35]

And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock[00:00:39]

Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous[00:00:46]

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas[00:00:49]

All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes[00:00:51]

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage[00:00:53]

So like every single night they pick a fight with me[00:00:55]

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry[00:00:57]

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me[00:00:59]

Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me[00:01:01]

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me[00:01:03]

Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be[00:01:05]

This rockstar sh*t is the life for me[00:01:07]

And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b[00:01:09]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band[00:01:12]

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands[00:01:16]

Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man[00:01:20]

All because I'm the lead singer of my band[00:01:23]

My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby[00:01:27]

（alright it's mine dude give it's mine aah ow dude ）[00:01:40]

You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you[00:01:43]

Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes[00:01:45]

Smash these vocals and do a performance[00:01:47]

But we in a van and he in a tour bus[00:01:49]

You don't want my autograph youse a liar[00:01:51]

And nah I'm Swift[00:01:53]

（Oh I thought you were Kuniva）[00:01:54]

What the hell is wrong with our dressing room[00:01:55]

Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal[00:01:57]

See I know how to rap it's simple but[00:01:59]

All I did is read a Russell Simmons book[00:02:01]

So I'm all intact trying to get on the map[00:02:03]

Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back[00:02:05]

Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t[00:02:07]

*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips[00:02:09]

Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue[00:02:11]

Eminem No I had an interview not you two[00:02:13]

You gonna be late for sound-check[00:02:15]

*Man I ain't going to sound-check[00:02:16]

*And our mikes is screwed up[00:02:17]

*And his always sound best[00:02:19]

*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'[00:02:19]

*Hey yo Em[00:02:21]

Eminem You got something to say[00:02:22]

*Man nothing[00:02:23]

*I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up[00:02:23]

*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up[00:02:25]

*And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew[00:02:27]

Man I was about to talk right after you[00:02:29]

*Aw man whatever[00:02:31]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band[00:02:32]

*I swear I swear man[00:02:32]

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands[00:02:35]

Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man[00:02:40]

All because I'm the lead singer of my band[00:02:43]

They say the lead singers rock but the group is not[00:02:47]

Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks[00:02:49]

I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot[00:02:50]

I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）[00:02:53]

Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan[00:02:55]

Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band [00:02:57]

We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments[00:02:59]

So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent[00:03:01]

And these guys acting funny every area code[00:03:03]

Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own[00:03:05]

Can't make it to the stage security in the way[00:03:07]

Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre [00:03:08]

Godammit I'm sick of this group[00:03:11]

Time for me to go solo and make some loot[00:03:13]

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps[00:03:14]

Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack[00:03:17]

Lose Yourself video - I was in the back[00:03:19]

Superman video - I was in the back[00:03:21]

For the media I got some suggestions[00:03:23]

F**k Marshall ask us some questions[00:03:25]

Like who is D-12 how we get started[00:03:27]

（But what about Eminem ）[00:03:29]

B**ch are you retarded[00:03:30]

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group[00:03:31]

Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute[00:03:34]

Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff[00:03:35]

Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up[00:03:37]

F**k D-12 I'm outta this band[00:03:39]

I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne[00:03:41]

Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me[00:03:43]

And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name[00:03:49]

（Yes F**k yes）[00:03:59]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）[00:03:59]

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （F**k Marshall）[00:04:03]

Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea）[00:04:07]

All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）[00:04:11]

My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie[00:04:15]

I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants[00:04:31]

I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance[00:04:35]

My salsa[00:04:39]