歌手: Danny Kaye
时长: 02:35
Mad Dogs and Englishmen - Danny Kaye[00:00:00]
In Tropical climes there[00:00:08]
Are certain times of day[00:00:09]
When all the citizens retire[00:00:12]
To take their clothes off and perspire[00:00:14]
It's one of those rules[00:00:16]
The greatest fools obey[00:00:17]
Because the Sun is far too sultry[00:00:20]
And one must avoid its ultry-violet[00:00:22]
Rays[00:00:24]
The natives grieve when the[00:00:32]
White Men leave their huts[00:00:33]
Because they're obviously [00:00:35]
Definitely nuts [00:00:37]
Mad dogs and Englishmen[00:00:40]
Go out in the midday sun[00:00:42]
The Japanese don't care to [00:00:44]
The Chinese wouldn't dare to[00:00:46]
Hindus and Argentines sleep[00:00:48]
Firmly from twelve till one[00:00:50]
But Englishmen detest a siesta[00:00:52]
In the Philippines[00:00:56]
They have lovely screens[00:00:56]
To protect you from the[00:00:58]
Glare[00:00:59]
In the Malay States[00:00:59]
There are hats like plates[00:01:00]
Which the Britishers[00:01:01]
Won't wear[00:01:02]
At twelve noon the natives swoon[00:01:03]
And no further work is done[00:01:05]
But mad dogs and Englishmen[00:01:07]
Go out in the midday sun[00:01:09]
It's such a surprise[00:01:25]
For the Eastern eyes to see[00:01:26]
That though the English are effete [00:01:28]
They're quite impervious to heat[00:01:30]
When the White Man rides [00:01:33]
Every native hides in glee[00:01:34]
Because the simple creatures hope[00:01:36]
He will impale his solar topi on a tree[00:01:38]
Mad dogs and Englishmen[00:01:53]
Go out in the midday sun[00:01:54]
The toughest Burmese bandit[00:01:56]
In Rangoon the heat of noon[00:02:00]
Is just what the natives shun[00:02:02]
They put their Scotch or[00:02:04]
Rye down and lie down[00:02:06]
In a jungle town where[00:02:08]
The Sun beats down[00:02:09]
To the rage of man and beast[00:02:11]
The English garb[00:02:12]
Of the English Sahib merely[00:02:13]
Gets a bit more creased[00:02:14]
In Bangkok at twelve o'clock[00:02:16]
They foam at the mouth and run[00:02:18]
But mad dogs and Englishmen[00:02:20]
Go out in the midday[00:02:22]
Go out in the midday[00:02:23]
Go out in the midday sun[00:02:24]