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Brothers Come to Egypt / Who's the Thief [In the Style of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat [00:00:00]
So back in canaan the future looked rough[00:00:01]
Jacob's family were finding it tough[00:00:06]
For the famine has caught us unprepared[00:00:10]
We are thin[00:00:14]
We are ill[00:00:14]
We are getting scared[00:00:15]
It's enough to make anyone weep[00:00:17]
We are down to our very last sheep[00:00:21]
We will starve if we hang around here[00:00:25]
But in egypt there's food going spare[00:00:28]
They've got corn[00:00:32]
They've got meat[00:00:33]
They've got fruit and drink[00:00:34]
And if we have the time[00:00:35]
We could see the sphinx[00:00:37]
So they finally decided to go[00:00:39]
Here we go[00:00:42]
Off to egypt to see brother jo[00:00:43]
So they all lay before[00:00:52]
Joseph's feet[00:00:54]
Mighty prince give us something to eat[00:00:56]
Joseph found it a strain[00:00:59]
Not to laugh because[00:01:01]
Not a brother among them[00:01:03]
Knew who he was[00:01:05]
I shall now take them all for a ride[00:01:06]
After all they have tried fratricide[00:01:10]
I dreamed that in the fields one day[00:01:17]
The corn gave me sign[00:01:20]
Your eleven sheaves of corn[00:01:24]
All turned and bowed to mine[00:01:27]
I dreamed i saw eleven stars[00:01:31]
The sun the moon and sky[00:01:34]
Bowing down before my star[00:01:38]
And now i realise why[00:01:42]
How do i know where you come from[00:01:46]
You could be spies[00:01:48]
Telling me that you are hungry[00:01:51]
That could be lies[00:01:53]
How do i know who you are[00:01:56]
Why do you think i should help you[00:02:00]
Would you help me[00:02:02]
Yes[00:02:04]
Why on earth should i believe you[00:02:05]
I've no guarantee[00:02:07]
Grovel grovel cringe bow stoop fall[00:02:08]
Worship worship beg kneel sponge crawl[00:02:13]
Grovel grovel cringe bow stoop fall[00:02:17]
Worship worship beg kneel sponge crawl[00:02:22]
We are just eleven brothers[00:02:28]
Good men and true[00:02:30]
Though we know we count for nothing[00:02:32]
When up next to you[00:02:35]
Honesty's are middle name[00:02:37]
Life is slowly ebbing from us[00:02:42]
Hope's almost gone[00:02:44]
It's getting very hard to see us[00:02:46]
From sideways on[00:02:48]
Grovel grovel cringe bow stoop fall[00:02:50]
Worship worship beg kneel sponge crawl[00:02:54]
I rather like the way you're talking[00:03:00]
Astute and sincere[00:03:02]
Suddenly your tragic story[00:03:05]
It gets me right here[00:03:07]
This is what we hoped he'd say[00:03:10]
All this tugging at my heartstrings[00:03:14]
Seems quite justified[00:03:16]
I shall give you what you came for[00:03:18]
And lots more beside[00:03:21]
Grovel grovel cringe bow stoop fall[00:03:22]
Worship worship beg kneel sponge crawl[00:03:27]
Thank you thank you cringe bow stoop fall[00:03:31]
Worship worship beg kneel sponge crawl[00:03:36]
Joseph handed them sackloads of food[00:03:46]
And they grovelled with base gratitude[00:03:53]
Then unseen joseph nipped out around the back[00:03:59]
And planted a cup in young benjamin's sack[00:04:07]
When the brothers were ready to go[00:04:14]
Jospeh turned to them all[00:04:17]
With a terrible stare and said[00:04:19]
No no no no no[00:04:21]
Stop you robbers[00:04:29]
Your little number's up[00:04:30]
One of you has stolen[00:04:31]
My precious golden cup[00:04:32]
Joseph started serching[00:04:34]
Through his brothers sacks[00:04:35]
Everyone was nervous[00:04:36]
No one could relax[00:04:38]
Who's the thief[00:04:39]
Who's the thief[00:04:39]
Who's the thief[00:04:40]
Who's the thief[00:04:40]
Is it reuben no[00:04:41]
Is it simeon no[00:04:42]
Is it naphtali no[00:04:43]
Is it dan no[00:04:45]
Is it asher no[00:04:46]
Is it isaachar no[00:04:47]
Is it levi no[00:04:48]
Who's the man[00:04:50]
Is it zebulun no[00:04:51]
Is it gad no[00:04:52]
Is it judah no[00:04:53]
Is it him[00:04:55]
No[00:04:55]
Could it be could it be[00:04:56]
Could it be could it be[00:04:57]
Could it be could it be[00:04:58]
Could i possibly be banjamin[00:04:59]
Yes yes yes[00:05:01]
Benjamin you nasty youth[00:05:04]
Your crime has shocked me to the core[00:05:06]
Never in my whole career[00:05:10]
Have i encontered this before[00:05:13]
Guards seize him lock him in a cell[00:05:17]
Throw the key into the nile as well[00:05:22]
Each of the brothers fell to his knees[00:05:29]
Show him some mercy oh mighty one please[00:05:36]
He would not do this he must have been framed[00:05:42]
Jail us and beat us we should be blamed[00:05:48]