《Nanook Rubs It》歌词

歌曲： Nanook Rubs It

所属专辑：Apostrophe (’)

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 04:37

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Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

Well right about that time people[00:00:02]

A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)[00:00:06]

Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )[00:00:18]

And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal[00:00:27]

With a lead-filled snowshoe[00:00:31]

I said with a[00:00:37]

Lead-[00:00:39]

Filled[00:00:41]

With a lead filled snowshoe[00:00:43]

He said "Peekaboo"[00:00:45]

I said with a[00:00:48]

Lead-[00:00:51]

Filled[00:00:51]

With a lead filled snowshoe[00:00:54]

He said "Peekaboo"[00:00:56]

He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal[00:00:58]

He went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe and[00:01:02]

He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin and he[00:01:04]

That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be So I bent down[00:01:15]

And I reached down and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous[00:01:21]

Mitten-ful of the deadly YELLOW SNOW[00:01:24]

The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go [00:01:29]

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow[00:01:35]

Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous[00:01:38]

Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area but destined[00:01:41]

To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology[00:01:44]

Here it goes the circular motion now Rub It [00:01:47]

(Here Fido)[00:02:01]

And then[00:02:01]

In a fit of anger[00:02:02]

I pounced[00:02:05]

And I pounced again[00:02:07]

Great Googly Moogly [00:02:13]

I jumped up and down on the chest of the him[00:02:16]

I injured[00:02:20]

The fur trapper[00:02:23]

Well he was very upset as you can understand[00:02:26]

And rightly so because the[00:02:31]

Deadly yellow snow crystals had[00:02:34]

Deprived him of his[00:02:37]

Sight[00:02:39]

And he stood up and he looked around and he said[00:02:41]

"I can't see"[00:02:46]

"I can't see"[00:02:51]

"Oh woe is me"[00:02:56]

"I can't see"[00:03:01]

"Well you know[00:03:06]

I can't see[00:03:13]

Nothin'"[00:03:17]

"He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye[00:03:27]

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye[00:03:32]

And the husky wee-wee[00:03:37]

I mean the doggie wee-wee[00:03:39]

Has blinded me[00:03:40]

And I can't see[00:03:42]

Temporarily"[00:03:44]

Well the fur-trapper stood there with his arms outstretched across the[00:03:48]

Frozen white wasteland trying to figure out what he was going to do about[00:03:56]

His deflicted eyes And it was at that precise moment that he remembered[00:04:01]

And ancient Eskimo legend wherein it is written on whatever it is that[00:04:05]

They write it on up there that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes[00:04:11]

As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named[00:04:15]

Nanook [00:04:18]

The only way you can get it fixed up is to go[00:04:21]

Trudging across the tundra[00:04:24]

Mile after mile[00:04:27]

Trudging across the tundra[00:04:30]

Right down to the parish of St Alphonzo[00:04:32]