《Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version)》歌词

歌曲： Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version)

所属专辑：The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 04:54

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Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version) - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]

My name is Swaggart[00:00:07]

I am an asshole[00:00:11]

All my friends [00:00:15]

They call me "Jim"[00:00:19]

(Hi Jim )[00:00:21]

I'm from Louisiana [00:00:23]

I make lots of money [00:00:26]

But I f**ked up[00:00:30]

And commited a sin[00:00:32]

Come out here to Californy [00:00:37]

Just to find me[00:00:41]

Some pretty girls[00:00:42]

(No shit )[00:00:44]

The ones I seen[00:00:44]

Gets me so horny;[00:00:46]

Ruby lips [00:00:48]

'N teeth like pearls [00:00:49]

Wanna love 'em all [00:00:52]

In the name of Jesus [00:00:53]

Wanna pretty girl –[00:00:55]

I'll even pay [00:00:57]

I'll buy 'em furs [00:00:58]

I'll buy 'em jewelry [00:01:00]

I'll never f**k them;[00:01:02]

Here's what I say:[00:01:03]

I'm lonesome Cowboy Jim [00:01:08]

(Speakin' atcha )[00:01:11]

I only give 'em the tips of him [00:01:12]

(Posin' atcha )[00:01:14]

My cowboy pants [00:01:16]

My cowboy dance [00:01:18]

My bold advance [00:01:20]

On this here prostitute [00:01:22]

Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey[00:01:29]

Yodel-oh-oo-pee [00:01:29]

(He's lonesome Cowboy Jim[00:01:32]

Look at the tip of him )[00:01:35]

Come on in this place [00:01:39]

'N I'll buy you a taste [00:01:41]

You can sit on my face –[00:01:42]

Where's my prostitute/waitress [00:01:44]

Swaggart Swaggart redneck (thank you )[00:01:52]

Swaggart Swaggart redneck (yessir )[00:01:57]

I'm an awful nice guy (so you say)[00:02:02]

I sweat all day in the sun (oh yeah yeah)[00:02:04]

I'm a preacher by trade [00:02:07]

Quite a bundle like me [00:02:08]

And I'm a feature ol' mumble-mumble[00:02:09]

Son-of-a-gun [00:02:11]

(He's a unionized roofin' old[00:02:13]

Son-of-a-gun )[00:02:14]

Fill in the blank [00:02:18]

When I get off I get [00:02:19]

When I get off I get [00:02:20]

When I I I I [00:02:21]

And then Sharkey says:[00:02:23]

When I get off (pfft )[00:02:25]

I get sinful[00:02:31]

(Just the tip Only the tip now come on)[00:02:34]

I spoo[00:02:39]

Till I goo[00:02:42]

On the rug[00:02:44]

Then I find me[00:02:48]

Some eighteen ninety-five Luiann— Louisiana style prostitute[00:02:52]

And make her do pornographic stunts while I watch[00:02:56]

And I have[00:03:05]

So much fun[00:03:07]

Jay-zus Jay-zus [00:03:08]

(Pornographic stunts and I have so much fun)[00:03:10]

(What )[00:03:14]

I huff[00:03:15]

And I puff[00:03:17]

(Hratche-plche[00:03:20]

Hratche-plche)[00:03:20]

And I pump up my sanctified erection[00:03:21]

Till my cheeks[00:03:25]

Puff up[00:03:28]

An' turn red[00:03:30]

Along with my neck[00:03:34]

(Say varmint )[00:03:35]

I drool[00:03:35]

On my shirt[00:03:38]

Takes a little while before I squirt[00:03:40]

But I've been doin' it for twenty years and they haven't caught me yet[00:03:45]

UH-OH [00:03:48]

Made a mistake this time [00:03:48]

Now I've sinned[00:03:50]

Everybody [00:03:53]

(What an asshole )[00:03:54]

Made a mistake and I sinned uh [00:03:55]

Made a mistake and I sinned ow [00:03:58]

Made a mistake and I sinned what [00:04:00]

Made a mistake and I sinned[00:04:02]

Lonesome Cowboy Jim [00:04:06]

(Sinnin' atcha )[00:04:08]

Come smell this fringe-y shirt [00:04:09]

(Grinnin' atcha )[00:04:11]

My cowboy pants [00:04:13]

My cowboy dance [00:04:14]

My bold advance [00:04:16]

On this here prostitute [00:04:18]

Yodel-oh-oo-pee-yeh[00:04:24]

Yodel-oh-oo-pee [00:04:24]

(HE'S LONESOME COWBOY JIM/SCOTT [00:04:26]

BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO[00:04:30]

Don't you dare to laugh at him/swat)[00:04:31]

(Oh tune me in now)[00:04:36]

Come on in this place [00:04:37]

An' I'll buy you a taste [00:04:39]

'N you can sit on my face –[00:04:42]

Where's my prostitute [00:04:45]

OPAL YOU HOT LITTLE BITCH[00:04:48]