《Anatole of Paris》歌词

歌曲： Anatole of Paris

所属专辑：The Best of Danny Kaye

歌手： Danny Kaye

时长： 02:56

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Anatole of Paris - Danny Kaye[00:00:00]

It all began when I was born a month too soon[00:00:09]

My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon[00:00:14]

Pa was forced to be a hobo[00:00:21]

Because he played the oboe[00:00:24]

And the oboe it is clearly understood[00:00:26]

Is an ill wind that no one blows good[00:00:30]

I'll never forget the morning[00:00:36]

That grandpa ate the awning[00:00:38]

To impress a pretty lady[00:00:39]

Who went for men that were shady[00:00:41]

Then my uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire[00:00:44]

Ran off to Hawaii with the O'leary cow[00:00:48]

Which his loving wife resented[00:00:52]

And there upon invented[00:00:54]

A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow[00:00:55]

And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics[00:01:00]

Of this family of inbred schizophrenics[00:01:02]

The end of a long long line of bats[00:01:03]

I design women's hats[00:01:07]

I'm Anatole of Paris[00:01:12]

I shriek with chic my hat of the week[00:01:14]

Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses[00:01:17]

I'm Anatole of Paris[00:01:20]

The hats I sell make husbands yell[00:01:21]

Is that a hat or a two room flat[00:01:24]

Let me get my paw[00:01:27]

On a little piece of straw and viola[00:01:30]

A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw[00:01:32]

It's how I pull and chew on it[00:01:37]

The little things I do on it[00:01:39]

Like placing yards of lacing[00:01:42]

Or a bicycle built for two on it[00:01:43]

The little ones the big ones[00:01:45]

The sat on by a pig ones[00:01:48]

The foolish ones that perch[00:01:50]

And the ghoulish ones that lurch[00:01:51]

The one called whiskey sour[00:01:53]

Designed for the cocktail hour[00:01:55]

A little snip a potato chip[00:01:57]

And a trifle off the Eiffel tower[00:01:59]

I'm Anatole of Paris I must design[00:02:01]

I'm just like wine I go to your head[00:02:04]

Give me thread and the needle[00:02:11]

I itch I twitch to stitch[00:02:15]

I'm a glutton for cutting[00:02:17]

For putting with a button[00:02:18]

To snip and pluck nip and tuck[00:02:19]

Fix and trim plan the brim[00:02:21]

Tote that barge lift that bail[00:02:22]

And why do I sew each new chapeau[00:02:40]

With a style they most look positively grim in[00:02:42]

Strictly between us entre nous I hate women[00:02:46]