《A Healthy Normal American Boy》歌词

歌曲： A Healthy Normal American Boy

所属专辑：Bye Bye Birdie

歌手： Dick Van Dyke&Chita River

时长： 03:55

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He's coming He's coming[00:00:01]

Conrad Birdie is coming [00:00:02]

Hey Conrad[00:00:12]

How about answering a few questions [00:00:13]

How do you feel about joining in the Army[00:00:15]

Ah Ah Ah how does he feel[00:00:17]

You ask how he feels[00:00:19]

He's much too shy to tell you [00:00:21]

So I'll tell you how he feels[00:00:23]

He feels brave and eager [00:00:24]

Strangely humble[00:00:27]

Proud to be a plain GI [00:00:29]

He would gladly face those bullets [00:00:31]

For he's not afraid to die [00:00:34]

For he's a fine upstanding[00:00:36]

Patriotic healthy normal[00:00:39]

American boy [00:00:42]

And that's why he volunteered for[00:00:43]

Volunteered[00:00:45]

I thought he was drafted [00:00:45]

And he appealed[00:00:47]

Three times [00:00:47]

Sing [00:00:48]

We love you Conrad[00:00:49]

Oh yes we do[00:00:51]

We love you Conrad[00:00:53]

And will be true [00:00:55]

When you're not near us[00:00:57]

We're blue [00:00:59]

Oh Conrad we love you[00:01:00]

Very nice [00:01:03]

Say what's the pitch on that Hollywood starlet[00:01:04]

Conrad [00:01:06]

Are you two engaged [00:01:07]

Ah Ah Is he engaged[00:01:08]

Is Conrad engaged [00:01:10]

There's absolutely nothing to the rumor[00:01:12]

He's engaged [00:01:14]

She's a real pal like a sister[00:01:15]

But it doesn't mean a thing [00:01:19]

And that eighteen carat diamond[00:01:21]

It was just a friendship ring[00:01:25]

For he's a fine upstanding patriotic[00:01:28]

Healthy normal American boy [00:01:32]

And why was your husband so mad[00:01:35]

Sing [00:01:37]

We love you Conrad[00:01:38]

Oh yes we do[00:01:40]

We love you Conrad[00:01:41]

And will be true [00:01:42]

Hey Mr Peterson[00:01:58]

Give us a scoop is Conrad still drinking a lot [00:01:59]

Now listen here This gossip must stop [00:02:04]

He goes to church each Sunday[00:02:07]

And he doesn't touch a drop [00:02:08]

He's as decent as a minister [00:02:10]

Absolutely[00:02:13]

He's as sober as a judge [00:02:14]

He subscribes to every charity [00:02:17]

And his hobby's making fudge [00:02:21]

For he's a fine upstanding[00:02:25]

Patriotic healthy normal American boy[00:02:27]

Is it true that you found Conrad in a Reform School [00:02:31]

That's a lie [00:02:36]

A lie through and through [00:02:37]

I'll tell you where he came from[00:02:39]

Here's the story and it's true [00:02:41]

He was born in Indochina [00:02:43]

He was born in old Virginia[00:02:45]

Son of missionaries there [00:02:47]

On a thousand acre farm [00:02:49]

Very poor and very hungry [00:02:50]

From a line of wealthy planters [00:02:52]

What a cruel life to bear [00:02:54]

Full of genteel southern charm [00:02:56]

Soon he drifted down to Hong Kong [00:02:57]

In evening by the river [00:03:00]

To a waterfront saloon [00:03:01]

By the moonlight they would croon [00:03:03]

That is where I heard him singing [00:03:05]

That's where Conrad started singing [00:03:07]

Underneath a Hong Kong moon [00:03:08]

'Neath that sweet plantation moon [00:03:10]

We love you Conrad [00:03:13]

Oh yes we do[00:03:16]

We love you Conrad and we'll be true [00:03:18]

Oh oh Conrad we love you[00:03:23]

We love you Conrad we'll be true [00:03:27]

For he's a fine upstanding[00:03:31]

Average modest patriotic [00:03:34]

Healthy normal American [00:03:37]

American boy [00:03:42]

Bye Bye Birdie - Original Broadway Cast: A Normal Healthy American Boy (Chita Rivera Dick Van Dyke Teen Trio Reporters Teenagers Neighbors) - Original Broadway Cast Recording[00:03:48]