歌手: VeggieTales
时长: 03:15
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - Veggie Tales[00:00:02]
We are the pirates we don't do anything[00:00:19]
We just stay at home and lie around[00:00:23]
And if you ask us to do anything[00:00:26]
We'll just tell you we don't do anything[00:00:30]
Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver[00:00:35]
And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul[00:00:40]
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa[00:00:43]
And I've never been to Boston in the fall[00:00:46]
'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything[00:00:50]
We just stay at home and lie around[00:00:53]
And if you ask us to do anything[00:00:57]
We'll just tell you we don't do anything[00:01:00]
And I've never hoist the main sail and I've never swabbed the poop deck[00:01:06]
And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all[00:01:10]
And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot[00:01:13]
And I've never been to Boston in the fall[00:01:17]
'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything[00:01:20]
We just stay at home and lie around[00:01:24]
And if you ask us to do anything[00:01:27]
We'll just tell you we don't do anything[00:01:29]
Oh I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong[00:01:36]
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall[00:01:41]
And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice[00:01:44]
And I have never been to Boston in the fall[00:01:47]
Huh What are you talking about [00:01:51]
Whats a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate [00:01:53]
Hey thats right [00:01:59]
We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things [00:02:00]
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk[00:02:04]
That's just nonsense Why even bring it up[00:02:06]
Am I right What do you think[00:02:10]
I think you look like Captain Crunch[00:02:12]
Huh No I don't[00:02:15]
Do too[00:02:17]
Do not[00:02:18]
You're making me hungry[00:02:19]
Thats it You're walkin' the plank[00:02:21]
Says who[00:02:24]
Says the Cap'n thats who[00:02:25]
Oh yeah Ay Ay Cap'n Crunch hehehehe[00:02:27]
Arrrgggghh[00:02:31]
Yikes[00:02:33]
And I’ve never licked a spark plug[00:02:34]
And I’ve never sniffed a stinkbug[00:02:37]
And I’ve never painted daises[00:02:38]
On a big red rubber ball[00:02:40]
And I’ve never bathed in yogurt[00:02:41]
And I don’t look good in leggings[00:02:43]
You just don't get it[00:02:46]
And we’ve never been to Boston in the fall[00:02:48]
Pass the chips [00:02:55]
Who's got the remote control Here it is [00:02:57]
Time for Heraldo [00:03:00]
It's definately time for Loch Nech [00:03:02]
Ohh I don't like this show [00:03:04]
Hey look I found a quarter[00:03:06]