《What Can You Give A Nudist On His Birthday》歌词

歌曲： What Can You Give A Nudist On His Birthday

所属专辑：My Life

歌手： Gracie Fields

时长： 03:03

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What Can You Give A Nudist On His Birthday - Gracie Fields[00:00:00]

Oh dear I am worried ha ha ha ha[00:00:04]

I know I'm laughing really but I am worried[00:00:07]

It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him oh dear[00:00:09]

Can I ask you a question a question that's silly[00:00:15]

It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say no[00:00:18]

It's all about me brother me brother John Willy[00:00:22]

He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know[00:00:26]

What can you buy a nudist on his birthday birthday[00:00:29]

What sought of birthday present can you buy[00:00:34]

I can't think what to give I'm no matter how I try[00:00:38]

Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie[00:00:42]

Ha ha[00:00:45]

What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha[00:00:45]

The things I used to buy him would be wrong[00:00:49]

I'd send a cheque but dash it how could he go out and cash it[00:00:53]

Ha ha[00:00:56]

What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along[00:00:56]

Ha ha[00:01:00]

What can you give a nudist for his birthday[00:01:00]

What sought of birthday present can you buy[00:01:04]

I bought a pair of braces just like a silly pup[00:01:08]

But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holding up[00:01:12]

Ha ha[00:01:15]

What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha[00:01:16]

I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong[00:01:19]

And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella[00:01:23]

Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along[00:01:26]

Oh dear dear ha ha[00:01:30]

I've been in holy terror the time they[00:01:32]

I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo[00:01:36]

A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid[00:01:40]

I must send something soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you[00:01:43]

What can you give a nudist on his birthday[00:01:47]

What sought of birthday present can you buy[00:01:51]

And here's another riddle but give it up I won't[00:01:55]

When at a dance do they wear fancy dress or do they don't[00:01:59]

What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha[00:02:02]

I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong[00:02:06]

And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of willy[00:02:10]

What can you give a ha ha ha ha ha[00:02:13]

What can you give a nudist on his birthday[00:02:17]

What sought of birthday present can you buy[00:02:21]

I have heard that they play hockey so something I have got[00:02:25]

But I don't know for certain if they wear shin guards or not[00:02:28]

What can you give a nudist for a present[00:02:32]

A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong[00:02:36]

She said good gracious madam just imagine spats on adam[00:02:40]

Ha ha[00:02:43]

What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along[00:02:43]

Ha ha ha[00:02:46]

Oh dear dear what can I buy no let's be really there is[00:02:47]

No honest what can I buy[00:02:50]

A lump of soap[00:02:52]

A lump of soap ooh that's a good idea a lump of soap[00:02:53]

And he's always smoky too that's good thank you very much ha ha[00:02:56]