《《杨家将》 第34回》歌词

歌曲： 《杨家将》 第34回

所属专辑：刘兰芳：杨家将全传(136回)

歌手： 刘兰芳

时长： 22:57

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上文书讲到双亡虎皮捡来到了边关[00:00:04]

见了三关大帅潘仁美[00:00:09]

老贼领着呼延、丕显往后去[00:00:12]

你不能在帅堂上吃吃喝喝[00:00:16]

一直站在后边宅院的大厅里边排摆酒宴[00:00:18]

盘龙盘虎[00:00:23]

潘昭、潘祥、黄龙等人都在这儿[00:00:24]

因为潘仁美对呼延丕显热议好[00:00:28]

潘龙、潘虎、潘昭、潘祥也就都老实了[00:00:31]

可是黄龙可不这么看[00:00:33]

黄龙上眼下眼就打量着胡言疲倦一看这孩子聪明绝顶[00:00:35]

可了不得[00:00:40]

这小子嘴上说的都好听啊[00:00:41]

说是犒赏三军呢[00:00:44]

能不能有别的事儿[00:00:46]

我得提醒这元帅[00:00:47]

想到这儿[00:00:49]

她把潘仁美落在一边[00:00:50]

元帅呀[00:00:53]

你看着孩子怎么样[00:00:53]

哎呀[00:00:55]

光荣啊[00:00:56]

这孩子太好了[00:00:56]

我挺喜欢大意呀[00:00:57]

老恩师[00:00:59]

你喜欢他干什么[00:01:01]

他是你仇人[00:01:02]

死别忘了[00:01:03]

他到这儿来我们闹不清怎么回事儿[00:01:05]

诶[00:01:07]

怎么闹不清呢[00:01:08]

它不是犒赏三军嘛[00:01:09]

哎呀呀[00:01:10]

名下犒赏三军[00:01:12]

是不是他还有别的事儿呢[00:01:13]

如果他名义犒赏三军[00:01:16]

暗地里来抓你[00:01:18]

可得怎么办[00:01:20]

哎[00:01:21]

黄龙[00:01:22]

你不要想得太多了[00:01:23]

他是个娃娃[00:01:26]

12 岁[00:01:27]

她12 岁[00:01:29]

旮旯剩下那天就学念书[00:01:29]

学练舞[00:01:32]

到现在不才12年吗[00:01:33]

他到底是个孩子[00:01:36]

尤其是小孩儿[00:01:38]

嘴里掏实话[00:01:39]

听我察言观色料也无妨[00:01:41]

布布老师[00:01:44]

你看错了[00:01:45]

这孩子眨眼儿就是一个道啊[00:01:46]

嗯[00:01:49]

那么说得多加注意[00:01:50]

好[00:01:52]

你帮我仔细地追查好[00:01:52]

俩人回来了[00:01:56]

调开了猪肝[00:01:57]

吃吃喝喝[00:01:58]

这屋里面都摆开了肉山酒海[00:01:59]

杯盘罗列[00:02:02]

湖北省会来事儿了[00:02:03]

一伸手抄起酒壶[00:02:04]

导播[00:02:06]

不[00:02:06]

我得先敬您一杯啊[00:02:07]

不不不[00:02:09]

你远道而来[00:02:09]

就是奉旨的钦差[00:02:11]

我应该敬你一杯[00:02:12]

哎[00:02:14]

老伯父[00:02:15]

咱别提钦差这个茶[00:02:16]

那算个什么官啊[00:02:18]

我离开你这回京城任嘛不是对不对我得长大了才能当官儿[00:02:19]

还不得在您的手下拼命嘛[00:02:25]

老人家[00:02:28]

将来你多喇叭我就行了[00:02:29]

诶[00:02:31]

好好给老夫倒了一杯[00:02:31]

随后[00:02:33]

他又给潘龙、潘虎、潘昭、潘祥每人倒了一杯[00:02:34]

我说[00:02:38]

四位哥哥[00:02:39]

你们可都比我大啊[00:02:40]

我是小孩儿[00:02:42]

有什么事儿您可得多加指教[00:02:43]

哎[00:02:45]

没说的[00:02:46]

钦差大人[00:02:47]

来来喝酒[00:02:47]

等他给黄龙倒酒的时候[00:02:49]

黄龙两个黑眼珠子死死地盯住了胡言疲倦[00:02:51]

胡言疲倦的眼神急忙唰就闪过去了[00:02:56]

脑子一转[00:03:00]

这个家伙对我有怀疑[00:03:02]

不好[00:03:05]

嗯[00:03:05]

就这小子不是东西[00:03:06]

他叫黄龙[00:03:08]

你等着[00:03:09]

姓黄的[00:03:10]

我先把你除掉了再说[00:03:10]

边关众将一看虎皮写那个潘任美好的跟一个人一样分[00:03:13]

都气爆了[00:03:17]

开始认为狐皮显示来抓潘仁美来了[00:03:18]

大伙都想帮忙[00:03:21]

后来一看他伯父长伯父短伯父鼻子[00:03:22]

伯父演这种叫档口田[00:03:25]

大伙气坏老杨家仇眉毛[00:03:28]

看来真是好人不得祸害1000年呐[00:03:30]

哎呀[00:03:34]

气死我们啦[00:03:35]

可是外边怎么的[00:03:37]

屋里不知道胡言疲倦端着酒壶左一杯又一盏的来敬潘仁美下500的其一直喝到掌灯时分[00:03:38]

潘仁美有点喝多了[00:03:48]

哎呀[00:03:49]

贤侄啊[00:03:51]

我太喜欢你了[00:03:52]

可惜呀[00:03:54]

我有两个儿子[00:03:55]

两个侄子[00:03:56]

他们都在这[00:03:57]

哪个也比不了你呀[00:03:58]

有你这么个孩子[00:04:00]

可以说是祖上有德[00:04:02]

祖坟都冒青气了[00:04:04]

可他[00:04:07]

我命薄福浅[00:04:07]

哎[00:04:09]

没有啊[00:04:10]

潘仁美说这话是为了奉承讨好[00:04:12]

可是没想到胡言疲倦了[00:04:14]

老婆婆[00:04:17]

您是天下都招讨兵马大元帅[00:04:18]

当朝国丈[00:04:20]

掌朝太师[00:04:21]

权力大的都没边儿了[00:04:22]

谁要是摊上你这么个爹[00:04:23]

那不是平生独院吗[00:04:25]

你没听人说骂有个好爹[00:04:27]

嗨[00:04:29]

比有多大能耐都行[00:04:30]

哎[00:04:32]

伯伯[00:04:32]

你要是不嫌弃我[00:04:32]

我就认你个干爹[00:04:34]

别的我也不吐[00:04:35]

只要将来在您的手下学点本领[00:04:36]

当个官儿就行了[00:04:38]

姐[00:04:40]

你看怎么样[00:04:40]

老人家[00:04:41]

我给你磕头了[00:04:42]

说完[00:04:43]

胡言疲倦吧就磕了一个头[00:04:44]

哎哟[00:04:47]

怕人没了坏了[00:04:47]

哎呀呀[00:04:49]

孩子[00:04:50]

免理免理[00:04:50]

快坐快坐快坐[00:04:52]

来啊[00:04:54]

传我的令[00:04:54]

把各位战将叫来[00:04:55]

来见一见[00:04:58]

这是上算时间不大[00:04:58]

边关的众将也都过来了[00:05:02]

前来道喜[00:05:04]

大家一听怎么着还认上干爹了[00:05:05]

都气得扭头全出去了[00:05:08]

天已经定更啦[00:05:11]

潘仁美说[00:05:13]

该睡不起啦[00:05:14]

都走吧[00:05:15]

呃[00:05:16]

皮鞋呢[00:05:16]

我给你找好了屋子[00:05:17]

你跟他们去吧[00:05:19]

爹[00:05:21]

我不去怎么[00:05:22]

嗯[00:05:23]

我害怕[00:05:23]

在家的时候我都跟我娘在一个床上睡[00:05:24]

这回我一出来一道上[00:05:27]

我就跟我的老家人在一块儿睡了的[00:05:29]

今天晚上我哪也不去[00:05:31]

我就带您吧[00:05:33]

哪睡就得了[00:05:34]

你要是喝个茶端个水什么的[00:05:35]

我好伺候您[00:05:37]

嗯[00:05:38]

哎呀呀[00:05:38]

还是个孝顺的孩子[00:05:39]

我睡觉打呼噜你不嫌我[00:05:41]

我不怕我爹也打呼噜[00:05:44]

好好好[00:05:46]

那咱俩就一块儿睡[00:05:47]

哎[00:05:48]

就这么地来[00:05:49]

我搀着你[00:05:50]

盘龙盘虎一想[00:05:51]

啊[00:05:52]

好马长在腿上[00:05:53]

好汉长在嘴上啊[00:05:54]

我们两个对我爹也不含糊了[00:05:56]

一个好都没捞着[00:05:58]

就这么个小崽子[00:06:00]

把我爹哄的滴溜转[00:06:01]

唉[00:06:03]

看来还得学呀[00:06:04]

这伙人全走了[00:06:06]

黄龙本来不乐意叫虎皮贤和潘仁美在一块儿睡[00:06:07]

但是说不出口[00:06:12]

人家是干爹干儿子[00:06:13]

这个时候狐皮减搀着潘仁美家人领到往后宅去[00:06:15]

后宅的卧室一拉溜无间[00:06:22]

中间开门[00:06:25]

东西两面儿[00:06:27]

西边屋空着[00:06:28]

是代课的东边屋[00:06:30]

那就是老贼潘仁美的寝室[00:06:32]

你的虎皮卷把潘仁美搀到里边儿[00:06:35]

潘仁美喝得太多了[00:06:38]

舌头根子发硬[00:06:39]

眼珠子红了[00:06:40]

脚下边儿打分儿[00:06:41]

晃晃荡荡的扑通往床上一坐就起不来[00:06:43]

虎皮显并不怠慢[00:06:48]

给她摘帽子[00:06:49]

脱衣服[00:06:50]

随后把靴子给它扒下来了[00:06:51]

又打了盆热水给他烫烫脚[00:06:53]

潘仁美可乐坏了[00:06:56]

哎呀呀哇哇[00:06:58]

看来我真还离不了你呀[00:07:00]

你回京成交之后[00:07:03]

我一定向皇上说把你再要回来[00:07:05]

A 干爹要内阵啊[00:07:09]

我就老不离开你了[00:07:10]

老伺候你[00:07:12]

哎[00:07:12]

好[00:07:13]

来[00:07:13]

赶紧快上课睡觉[00:07:14]

说完给他往上一周[00:07:15]

被子给他盖上[00:07:17]

往旁边一坐[00:07:19]

虽然天不太热[00:07:20]

但是潘仁美喝酒喝太多了[00:07:22]

受不了啊[00:07:24]

烧得慌啊[00:07:25]

小孩儿拿过扇子来[00:07:26]

呼哒呼哒给扇着[00:07:28]

干爹[00:07:30]

您睡啊[00:07:30]

我给您扇着[00:07:31]

灵儿[00:07:32]

等您睡着了我就不删了[00:07:33]

嗯[00:07:34]

好好好躺着[00:07:35]

胸脯呼延丕显在山[00:07:36]

老贼把眼睛一闭[00:07:40]

除气特别粗[00:07:42]

虎皮卷看着这张脸[00:07:44]

心里恨老贼[00:07:46]

我管你叫爹[00:07:48]

哼[00:07:50]

没办法[00:07:51]

我要不这么办[00:07:52]

恐怕抓你不好抓[00:07:53]

现在兵权在握[00:07:55]

我只可先对付着[00:07:57]

等明天、后天、大后天[00:07:59]

我把人都联络好了再杀你[00:08:01]

他心里合计[00:08:05]

这个扇子就停了[00:08:06]

就冲着老贼来了[00:08:07]

点货点货的[00:08:08]

这一点的[00:08:10]

他认为把眼睛睁开了[00:08:11]

嗯嗯[00:08:13]

你干什么诶[00:08:14]

干啥呀[00:08:16]

谈审美[00:08:17]

你别看喝的已经醉了[00:08:17]

可是心里挺明白[00:08:19]

喝酒喝自己肚子里了[00:08:20]

也没和别人肚子里他能糊涂[00:08:22]

另外也不能不绑[00:08:24]

所以凌打个冷颤[00:08:26]

阿瓦你爹[00:08:28]

我刚才看那个小虫子不长一点儿[00:08:30]

从你鼻子窟窿里钻出来[00:08:33]

不怎么是滋味[00:08:35]

钻进去了[00:08:36]

我刚用扇子去拍他又没了[00:08:36]

爹[00:08:39]

什么玩意儿[00:08:39]

你有什么病啊[00:08:40]

真的吗[00:08:42]

那还假吗[00:08:43]

有多大[00:08:44]

嗯[00:08:45]

不查就这么查一查[00:08:45]

白茶一个小虫子[00:08:47]

静静的[00:08:48]

哦[00:08:49]

你大真看见了[00:08:50]

我真看见了[00:08:52]

啊呀[00:08:52]

孩儿啊[00:08:53]

别跟别人说这叫龙端七窍[00:08:54]

为夫大有九五之尊呐[00:08:58]

于90 岁要当皇上娃娃[00:09:02]

不许胡说[00:09:06]

哎[00:09:07]

太好了[00:09:08]

干爹[00:09:08]

您要当了皇上[00:09:09]

那我就是皇太子喽[00:09:10]

对对对[00:09:12]

您快睡[00:09:13]

我给你删胡达[00:09:14]

胡达[00:09:16]

一会儿[00:09:16]

老贼把眼睛闭上[00:09:17]

呼声如雷[00:09:18]

甘爹爹[00:09:20]

醒醒[00:09:22]

翻个身[00:09:23]

药水不憋醒[00:09:24]

再看[00:09:26]

老贼跟死猪一样[00:09:27]

一声不吭[00:09:29]

呼延丕显站起身来[00:09:31]

嗯[00:09:33]

行了[00:09:35]

睡着了[00:09:35]

我也不能老守着你这么块臭肉[00:09:36]

我六哥跟我说了[00:09:39]

现在边关上有他几个好朋友[00:09:41]

什么岑林、柴干、郎千郎万[00:09:44]

我找着[00:09:47]

叫他们帮我忙儿[00:09:48]

把你给抓住[00:09:50]

想到这儿[00:09:51]

离开屋子[00:09:52]

将门倒带好了[00:09:53]

除了后院[00:09:55]

直奔前瞻[00:09:56]

此时外边静悄悄的[00:09:57]

满天的星斗[00:10:00]

一钩的鞋乐[00:10:02]

万泪无声[00:10:03]

谯楼之上只有灯光之声[00:10:05]

并无其他寂静[00:10:08]

值班的将校来回地巡逻[00:10:10]

但是谁敢拦奉旨的钦差[00:10:13]

胡言披肩穿过大厅[00:10:16]

到了前院[00:10:19]

此时已经有晚上十点多钟[00:10:20]

他往东西两旁瞧了瞧[00:10:24]

哎[00:10:25]

东边一间耳房[00:10:26]

灯光明亮[00:10:28]

人影摇摇[00:10:29]

虎皮卷[00:10:31]

高抬脚[00:10:31]

轻落步[00:10:32]

蹑足潜踪来到近前[00:10:32]

趴在了窗前摘耳细听[00:10:34]

就听里边有人在说话[00:10:37]

嗓门儿挺大[00:10:40]

憨声憨气的[00:10:41]

啪一拍桌子[00:10:42]

哥[00:10:44]

这口气我受不了[00:10:45]

你愿意瘦[00:10:47]

你在瘦[00:10:47]

我要走了[00:10:48]

紧跟又有个人在安慰他[00:10:50]

别吵[00:10:52]

兄弟[00:10:53]

你小点声不行吗[00:10:54]

我就这嗓门儿[00:10:55]

我这口气咽不下去呀[00:10:57]

天天盼[00:10:58]

天天盼个奉旨钦差[00:11:00]

能把咱们心里话抖了出来[00:11:02]

美承想盼了这么个小崽子[00:11:05]

你看他是人不是人[00:11:08]

挨父仇不报[00:11:09]

认贼作父[00:11:11]

一口一个爹[00:11:13]

叫的这个甜[00:11:14]

嗯[00:11:16]

我恨不得把他抓住撕碎了[00:11:16]

兄弟[00:11:18]

你别吵吵[00:11:19]

屋里说话墙外有人偷听[00:11:21]

路上说话草棵有人偷听啊[00:11:23]

我不怕你怕你去[00:11:25]

嗯[00:11:28]

这阵那个小崽子早和老贼死了[00:11:29]

咋唬皮癣听得真而且真这是骂我呢[00:11:33]

太好了[00:11:38]

看来边关战将里向着杨家人的不少[00:11:39]

这俩是谁想到这舌尖军师[00:11:44]

窗棂纸捅开窗帘[00:11:47]

睁一目眇一目[00:11:49]

往屋里观瞧[00:11:50]

一看屋里头两个人[00:11:51]

一高一矮[00:11:53]

一瘦一壮[00:11:54]

说话是那个大个子[00:11:56]

黑大汉喝的脸都紫了[00:11:58]

一只脚踩在凳子上[00:12:01]

一脚在地下[00:12:02]

拳头搁在磕膝盖上[00:12:04]

大发雷霆[00:12:06]

旁边那个人长得稍微瘦弱[00:12:07]

黄白镜子正在劝呢[00:12:10]

这俩人是谁呢[00:12:13]

太好了[00:12:15]

我进去和不跟他说明真情实话[00:12:16]

叫她帮助我抓潘仁美[00:12:19]

想到这儿[00:12:21]

他轻轻一推门[00:12:22]

哪知道门划了[00:12:24]

他当当当敲几下[00:12:26]

哎[00:12:28]

开门啊[00:12:28]

屋里两人吓坏[00:12:29]

抨击一口[00:12:31]

把灯吹灭了[00:12:32]

谁也不言语[00:12:33]

狐皮贤好笑[00:12:34]

开门[00:12:36]

谁呀[00:12:37]

我都睡了[00:12:38]

睡了还说话[00:12:40]

好[00:12:42]

你等会儿啊[00:12:42]

时间不大[00:12:43]

把灯点着了[00:12:44]

门闩扯开[00:12:46]

双层门一开[00:12:47]

呼延丕显一进来[00:12:48]

把屋里人吓坏了[00:12:50]

啊[00:12:51]

是钦差大人[00:12:52]

嗯[00:12:54]

是我呀[00:12:54]

虎皮卷一看[00:12:56]

说话的是那个白脸的瘦的大个子[00:12:57]

躺在床上已经装睡[00:12:59]

呼延丕显随手把门哗啦就插上了[00:13:01]

二位[00:13:04]

刚才你们说话我都听见了[00:13:05]

骂得好难得[00:13:07]

你们侠肝义胆[00:13:09]

替老杨家暴打不平[00:13:10]

我替杨家人谢谢你们呢[00:13:12]

郎秦、郎曼都吓呆了[00:13:15]

呃[00:13:16]

其他大人我们没说什么呢[00:13:17]

二位哥哥[00:13:19]

别管我叫大人[00:13:21]

临来的时候[00:13:22]

我六哥和我讲[00:13:23]

你们喝它是磕头的把兄弟[00:13:25]

我也和六哥磕头[00:13:27]

就叫我小兄弟好了[00:13:28]

我这次下边庭[00:13:30]

名义上是扣上三军[00:13:31]

实际是来抓潘仁美[00:13:33]

还得你们帮忙啊[00:13:35]

嗯[00:13:37]

你说什么我们不明白[00:13:38]

嗨[00:13:39]

你别让我着急了[00:13:39]

你看这是什么[00:13:40]

说完[00:13:42]

胡言批评[00:13:42]

从贴身的衣服里掏出圣旨[00:13:43]

两人吓得连忙磕头[00:13:46]

虎皮且说[00:13:48]

我也别念了[00:13:49]

你们看看[00:13:50]

两个人哆里哆嗦的把诏书打开一看[00:13:52]

这才一块石头放下了[00:13:55]

原来双王千岁呀[00:13:58]

哎呀[00:14:00]

我们失敬失敬了[00:14:00]

刚才把话说错了[00:14:01]

您别生气呀[00:14:03]

狼怪说[00:14:05]

他也不怪我们呢[00:14:05]

你和潘仁美那个近乎劲儿[00:14:06]

一个劲儿叫爹[00:14:08]

那谁知道啊[00:14:09]

呃[00:14:10]

不怪你们[00:14:11]

你想我要不这么做[00:14:12]

潘仁美不早就把我改了吗[00:14:14]

我要不这么办[00:14:16]

咱们连面也见不着啊[00:14:17]

临出京[00:14:20]

我爹还告诉我二位哥哥[00:14:21]

救了他的命[00:14:23]

我能忘吗[00:14:24]

哥俩一听这个乐呀[00:14:26]

哎呀[00:14:28]

少王爷[00:14:28]

这回我们明白了[00:14:29]

你说应该怎么办呢[00:14:30]

我们都快憋死了[00:14:32]

把他认为兵权在手[00:14:33]

就我们三个人可抓不了他[00:14:35]

先得联络边关的众将[00:14:39]

叫他们也知道我的来历[00:14:41]

一旦我把兵全弄到手[00:14:43]

咱就抓他认为怎么样[00:14:45]

行[00:14:48]

郎千说[00:14:49]

兄弟[00:14:50]

你到外边看看有没有人[00:14:51]

有人你咳嗽一声[00:14:53]

我有几句话说[00:14:55]

廊曼转身出来到外边熏风[00:14:56]

郎千说[00:14:59]

少王爷啊[00:15:01]

别人都好办[00:15:02]

边关的这些众将就是黄龙最坏[00:15:03]

这小子阴损毒辣[00:15:07]

叫他占全了[00:15:09]

专门冒坏水儿给潘仁美出主意[00:15:10]

要想抓潘仁美[00:15:13]

先得制服黄龙[00:15:15]

这叫撤水拿鱼[00:15:17]

他们两个在一块儿狼狈为奸[00:15:19]

不好办[00:15:22]

哼[00:15:23]

我早就看这小子够坏的[00:15:24]

怎么办呢[00:15:26]

狐皮选眼珠一转[00:15:28]

哎[00:15:30]

有了[00:15:31]

我问问边关的众将[00:15:32]

有几个能和你一心一意帮老杨家忙的[00:15:34]

呃[00:15:38]

除了黄龙[00:15:39]

可都挺恨潘仁美的[00:15:40]

不过咱们互相可没通气儿胡别说[00:15:41]

我还知道俩人呢[00:15:44]

肯林才干和我六哥也磕头啊[00:15:46]

他们俩可以帮忙[00:15:48]

嗯[00:15:50]

陈琳[00:15:50]

柴干也能帮忙就行了[00:15:51]

他们两个还有两个好朋友[00:15:53]

就正是章盖[00:15:56]

你记住这两个人[00:15:58]

等到用它的时候[00:15:59]

你喊这两个人准能给你帮忙[00:16:01]

行啊[00:16:04]

就这么地[00:16:04]

明天给我想办法教潘仁美犒赏三军[00:16:05]

再犒赏三军的时候[00:16:09]

因为如此这般[00:16:12]

这么办[00:16:13]

这么办[00:16:14]

胡皮癣趴在廊前耳朵边上说了几郎琴点点头[00:16:15]

心中赞成[00:16:21]

别看人小[00:16:22]

主意可不少[00:16:23]

我这辈子也没人[00:16:24]

这两下子[00:16:26]

少王爷你可得注意啊[00:16:27]

没事儿[00:16:29]

眼皮前把圣旨藏在贴身的衣服里[00:16:30]

出了前院[00:16:33]

直接够奔后宅[00:16:35]

刚到门口[00:16:36]

就听到潘仁美在里边喊[00:16:38]

皮鞋[00:16:40]

那皮鞋脸上哪去了[00:16:40]

来了[00:16:43]

潘仁美连忙睁开眼睛[00:16:45]

嗯[00:16:48]

你上哪去了[00:16:48]

嗯[00:16:50]

干爹[00:16:50]

我肚子疼[00:16:51]

解手去了[00:16:51]

哎呀[00:16:52]

我喊了半天你没回来[00:16:53]

我可要喝水[00:16:55]

哎[00:16:56]

这有水[00:16:56]

正好可口[00:16:57]

说完伺候他喝了水[00:16:58]

潘仁美又睡着了[00:17:01]

虎岩皮卷可一宿没睡呀[00:17:03]

他琢磨明天怎么能够把兵全弄到手[00:17:05]

抓住潘仁美[00:17:09]

天刚蒙蒙亮[00:17:11]

潘仁美就起来了[00:17:13]

浑身上下收拾[00:17:14]

紧衬利落[00:17:15]

转身要走[00:17:16]

虎皮简连忙把他拉住[00:17:17]

干天这么早你干什么去啊[00:17:19]

嗯[00:17:21]

今天是点兵的日子[00:17:22]

我要到小教场前去点兵[00:17:24]

那你帮我带着呗[00:17:27]

嗯[00:17:28]

赶紧把皇上拿着东西给大伙儿分下去[00:17:29]

也能收住军心[00:17:32]

我也好回京啊[00:17:33]

额[00:17:34]

那么今天咱们就犒赏三军醉啦[00:17:35]

好谈[00:17:39]

人美更高兴[00:17:40]

心里也反复琢磨[00:17:41]

皇上给我带了这么多值钱的东西[00:17:43]

一定不知道我的底细[00:17:46]

再说一有风吹草动[00:17:48]

我女儿也能给我送信儿[00:17:50]

既然是什么信儿也没送来[00:17:53]

大概是犒赏三军是真的[00:17:55]

这回老贼可放心了儿啊[00:17:59]

在为辅传令[00:18:01]

在小校场升帐犒赏三军[00:18:02]

说完把将令传出去中[00:18:05]

军官往下告诉君主这一阵儿[00:18:08]

呼延丕显残忍[00:18:12]

每吃完饭[00:18:13]

起码直奔小校场[00:18:14]

小校场啊[00:18:16]

离城七里[00:18:17]

在一个大山的前边[00:18:19]

肃静的地带[00:18:21]

周围都插着各色的小旗儿[00:18:22]

军兵早来了[00:18:25]

军卒先到[00:18:26]

元帅厚道[00:18:27]

就看坐北向南是点将台[00:18:29]

两边是战将呆的地方[00:18:32]

军兵在远处站立[00:18:34]

潘仁美故意的要在丕显的面前显示显示自己的威风啊[00:18:36]

待为父点兵派将叫你看看老夫我怎样操练人马[00:18:43]

回京后你转告圣上就说有俺潘仁美镇守此地[00:18:49]

将帅合心[00:18:56]

边关稳如磐石[00:18:57]

胡言疲倦[00:19:00]

满脸堆笑[00:19:01]

点点头[00:19:02]

对对[00:19:03]

你把人家魏国讲心都操碎了[00:19:04]

不过这么多兵马[00:19:06]

我看着都眼晕呢[00:19:08]

都能听你的吗[00:19:10]

哎[00:19:11]

哪个听感不饶[00:19:12]

哼[00:19:15]

干嘛爹呀[00:19:16]

还在杀人呢[00:19:17]

哈哈呀呀娃娃[00:19:19]

军工布展不提[00:19:21]

哪个能拿脑袋当儿戏呢[00:19:23]

哦[00:19:26]

我头回听说这我可得好好跟您学学[00:19:27]

您快升帐中军观战[00:19:31]

脊骨炸炸中[00:19:36]

军官下去[00:19:39]

手擎着冰淇淋[00:19:40]

见冲着下边高喊[00:19:41]

元帅喽[00:19:43]

就听着嗯哒哒哒嘟嘟声[00:19:46]

炮响三声[00:19:56]

鼓响三通[00:19:57]

再看三兄儿郎[00:19:59]

并不敢怠慢个刀[00:20:00]

各地位置战壕紧跟着[00:20:01]

什么削刀手、捆绑手、弓箭手、刽子手分在左右[00:20:03]

旗牌官、辕门官中军官、传令官列立两厢[00:20:08]

一个个龙腾虎跃[00:20:12]

杀气腾腾[00:20:13]

再看兵将亏损的五色[00:20:14]

甲分五色[00:20:17]

两分的五色[00:20:17]

这是盔明甲亮[00:20:19]

刀矛齐整[00:20:20]

猪猪招草[00:20:22]

兵马大元帅潘仁美他[00:20:23]

他几步来到点[00:20:25]

上台前掌盔抖甲[00:20:27]

一转身坐在虎皮金交椅上[00:20:29]

两厢的众将见过远水之后[00:20:33]

滑往两旁站立[00:20:35]

胡延平钱搭了个旁[00:20:38]

坐在旁边看着中军官把花名册往上一递[00:20:39]

潘仁美啪打开了[00:20:43]

要点名过卯[00:20:45]

第一个就是他儿子潘龙[00:20:46]

潘龙潘鸿道拍照有紧跟着[00:20:49]

肯林柴干郎千郎万[00:20:53]

正是张盖苗青股改刘奇马[00:20:55]

巨瘤需黄龙点到黄龙着没人答应[00:20:57]

潘仁美就是一愣[00:21:03]

他停住了[00:21:04]

往下看看[00:21:05]

旁边有人告诉报[00:21:07]

黄龙没到[00:21:08]

嗯[00:21:09]

潘仁美觉得不得劲儿[00:21:10]

听到话[00:21:12]

黄龙啊[00:21:12]

你这不是给我上眼药吗[00:21:13]

今天有钦差带着[00:21:16]

你怎么误卯呢[00:21:17]

还正合计呢[00:21:19]

呼延丕显了[00:21:20]

爹啊[00:21:22]

我才明白[00:21:23]

军中也象我们念书一样啊[00:21:25]

谁爱来就来[00:21:27]

谁不爱来就不来呀[00:21:28]

是吗[00:21:30]

他这句话他认为可受不了了[00:21:31]

呃[00:21:34]

这和念书可不一样[00:21:35]

物头毛重达40 [00:21:37]

军棍什么[00:21:41]

哼[00:21:43]

来晚了还打棍子[00:21:44]

La de da [00:21:45]

嗯[00:21:46]

潘仁美生气[00:21:47]

黄龙妹[00:21:48]

你是我徒弟[00:21:49]

今天有钦差[00:21:50]

我生账[00:21:52]

你该早来捧场啊[00:21:52]

这不是叫我的夫人吗[00:21:54]

一会儿来咋办呢[00:21:55]

嗯[00:21:57]

在呼延丕显的面前[00:21:58]

我还得装着点儿[00:22:00]

如果叫他传入京城[00:22:02]

说是有人误卯[00:22:04]

我都不管[00:22:05]

嘿嘿[00:22:06]

我这老脸往哪儿搞来了[00:22:07]

把头刀误卯牌给我挂出去扎[00:22:10]

有人把黄龙的木牌挂出去了[00:22:14]

潘仁美夸都点完了[00:22:17]

没过头来点二毛黄龙[00:22:18]

黄龙没到[00:22:23]

嗯[00:22:24]

还没来[00:22:25]

湖盐皮鞋一合计[00:22:27]

嗯[00:22:29]

我再烧把火儿[00:22:29]

黄龙就该死了[00:22:31]

爹呀[00:22:32]

黄龙可恶[00:22:33]

两毛了还打40 啊[00:22:34]

车出五两毛[00:22:36]

要中他80 啊[00:22:38]

不打死了吗[00:22:41]

那也得打[00:22:43]

老贼心疼啊[00:22:45]

可是没办法[00:22:47]

又点了个第三毛[00:22:48]

黄龙还没到[00:22:49]

潘仁美啪一拍桌子[00:22:52]

黄龙实乃可恨[00:22:54]

连不三炮来呀[00:22:56]

把他抓着我[00:22:58]