所属专辑:The Very Best Of
时长: 02:33
Mad Dogs And Englishmen - Danny Kaye[00:00:00]
In tropical climes there are certain times of day[00:00:08]
When all the citizens retire to take their clothes off and perspire[00:00:12]
It's one of those rules the greatest fools obey[00:00:16]
Because the sun is far too sultry and one must avoid its ultry violet[00:00:19]
The natives grieve when the English leave their huts[00:00:32]
Because they're obviously definitely nuts[00:00:35]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:00:40]
The Japanese don't care to the Chinese wouldn't dare to[00:00:44]
Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve till one[00:00:48]
But Englishmen detest a siesta[00:00:52]
In the Philippines they have lovely screens to protect you from the glare[00:00:56]
In the Malay States there are hats like plates[00:00:59]
Which the Britishers won't wear[00:01:01]
At twelve noon the natives swoon and no further work is done[00:01:03]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:01:07]
It's such a surprise for the eastern eyes to see[00:01:25]
That though the English are effete they're quite impervious to heat[00:01:28]
When the white man rides every native hides in glee[00:01:33]
Because the simple creatures hope he will impale his solar topi on a tree[00:01:36]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:01:53]
The smallest Malay rabbit deplores this stupid habit[00:01:57]
In Rangoon the heat of noon is just what the natives shun[00:02:01]
They put their Scotch or Rye down and lie down[00:02:04]
In a jungle town where the Sun beats down[00:02:08]
There is peace from twelve till two[00:02:10]
Even caribous lie around and snooze for there's nothing else to do[00:02:12]
In Bangkok at twelve o'clock they foam at the mouth and run[00:02:16]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday[00:02:20]
Out in the midday[00:02:23]
Out in the midday sun[00:02:24]