《A Letter To Shania Twain》歌词

歌曲： A Letter To Shania Twain

所属专辑：A Very Larry Christmas

歌手： Larry The Cable Guy

时长： 02:21

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A Letter To Shania Twain - Larry The Cable Guy[00:00:00]

Last Christmas I went up in niceville [00:00:00]

For a little vacation and ah [00:00:02]

Boy I love Shania Twain [00:00:06]

Boy I tell you what she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch [00:00:07]

But anyway I read her letter in the hotel room[00:00:13]

I had one of these nice fancy hotels [00:00:17]

So I tried to seduce her and sent her this letter [00:00:20]

This is my letter to Shania and she actually got this letter:[00:00:22]

Dear Shania [00:00:26]

Your finer than hell [00:00:28]

I'd eat your turds you think I'm kiddin' [00:00:30]

I figured that charmer off the bat [00:00:33]

I'd treat you like a prize winnin' hog[00:00:36]

And give you the run of my home stayed[00:00:39]

Where I live down here off the alagator infested lake [00:00:41]

Tell you what they caught a big[00:00:46]

Oh 16 foot long gator in that lake by me [00:00:48]

Dats right where talkin' world record gator [00:00:51]

Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples [00:00:55]

From our home stay [00:00:58]

Tell you what Shania I ain't like them niceville pussy's [00:01:00]

I'd treat you all the best things life had to offer [00:01:05]

Please call me here I'm stayin' at the chugg-a-lugg Inn [00:01:09]

Across from that big muffler joint [00:01:15]

Boy I got me one of them wigglin' beds [00:01:18]

I tell you what if you want one[00:01:21]

I'll sperge and borrow you a couple of quarters [00:01:22]

Fifty cents will give ya almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin' [00:01:25]

You know vibratin' [00:01:28]

To let you know I mean business Shania bought datin'[00:01:30]

You know and to let ya know that [00:01:33]

I ain't know lowlie hard up scumball [00:01:36]

I even closed a couple of gifts in this fancy[00:01:39]

Chugg-a-lugg Inn hotel envolope [00:01:42]

That's right there's a bunch of coupons for[00:01:45]

That fancy longjohn service restroom down the street [00:01:47]

And let me tell you sumethin'[00:01:52]

And if don't ever use that one coupon[00:01:53]

That's in there for extra hushpuppies send[00:01:54]

That son of a bitch back cause[00:01:57]

I might give that to my sister and her husband for there anniversary [00:01:58]

There's also a reggan bumper sticker in there[00:02:02]

And a bunch of gritch and tits to get er done lick on tattoos [00:02:04]

I had a made up special I think your fine now call me [00:02:08]

Don't call out tell one o'clock though cause I'm usually[00:02:13]

On the phone talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty girls [00:02:15]

Love in Christ [00:02:18]

Larry the cable guy[00:02:19]