所属专辑:The Producers (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
歌手: Mel Brooks
时长: 05:51
Keep It Gay (《金牌制作人》电影插曲) - Mel Brooks (梅尔·布鲁克斯)[00:00:00]
Written by:Mel Brooks[00:00:00]
Did you get a chance yet to read springtime for Hitler[00:00:00]
Read it I devoured it[00:00:03]
And I find it remarkable remarkable[00:00:05]
Then you'll do it[00:00:07]
Do it of course not[00:00:08]
It's not my kind of thing[00:00:10]
I mean Max please[00:00:11]
World War Two ooh[00:00:13]
Too dark too depressing[00:00:15]
The theater's so obsessed[00:00:17]
With dramas so depressed[00:00:19]
It's hard to sell a ticket on broad way[00:00:20]
Shows should be more pretty[00:00:23]
Shows should be more witty[00:00:25]
Shows should be more[00:00:27]
What's the word[00:00:29]
Gay[00:00:31]
Exactly[00:00:33]
No matter what you do on the stage[00:00:34]
Keep it light keep it bright keep it gay[00:00:38]
Whether it's murder mayhem or rage[00:00:42]
Don't complain it's a pain[00:00:46]
Keep it gay[00:00:48]
People want laughter when they see a show[00:00:50]
The last thing they're afters a litany of woe[00:00:54]
A happy ending will pep up your play[00:00:57]
Oedipus won't bomb[00:01:01]
If he winds up with mom keep it gay[00:01:03]
Keep it gay[00:01:06]
Keep it gay[00:01:07]
Couldn't agree with you more[00:01:09]
And you have our blessings roger to make springtime[00:01:11]
For Hitler just as gay as anyone could possibly want[00:01:13]
So come on do it for us please[00:01:17]
I'm sorry Max but it's simply not my cup of tea[00:01:19]
Still fair is fair perhaps[00:01:22]
I should ask my production team what they think[00:01:25]
Your production team who are they[00:01:27]
You'll see they all live here[00:01:29]
Guys[00:01:31]
Come say hello to Birkenstock and bloom[00:01:32]
This is my set designer Bryan[00:01:35]
Keep it glad keep it mad keep it gay[00:01:38]
And here's my costume designer Kevin[00:01:42]
Hello keep it happy keep it snappy keep it gay[00:01:45]
Bryan and Kevin[00:01:50]
We're clever creative[00:01:50]
It's our job to see[00:01:51]
That everything's perfect for Mr debris[00:01:53]
Scott my choreographer[00:01:57]
Hi there[00:01:59]
And ah finally last and least[00:02:09]
My lighting designer Shirley Maritza[00:02:12]
Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay[00:02:17]
Now they all just read springtime[00:02:25]
What did you think of it fellas[00:02:27]
Production team[00:02:28]
It needs glamour and glitz[00:02:28]
It needs sequins and tits[00:02:30]
Roger I think that springtime for Hitler[00:02:33]
Would be a marvelous opportunity for you[00:02:36]
I mean up to now you've always been[00:02:38]
Associated with frivolous musicals[00:02:40]
You're right I've often felt as though[00:02:43]
I've been throwing my life away[00:02:45]
On silly little entertainments d**ey showgirls in gooey gowns[00:02:47]
It's enough to make you heave nonetheless[00:02:51]
I'm sorry Max[00:02:53]
I just couldn't do springtime for Hitler[00:02:54]
Why not think of the respect[00:02:56]
No[00:02:58]
Think of the prestige[00:02:58]
No no no[00:02:59]
Think of the Tony[00:02:59]
Tony tony tony tony tony[00:03:02]
Groans[00:03:06]
What's the matter[00:03:06]
Is he all right[00:03:07]
He's having a stroke[00:03:08]
What of Genius[00:03:09]
I see it at last the chance to do something important[00:03:11]
Roger debris presents history[00:03:14]
Of course that whole second act has to be rewritten[00:03:18]
They're losing the war excuse me it's too downbeat[00:03:20]
Roger debris presents history[00:03:23]
But maybe ooh it's a wild idea but it just might work[00:03:27]
I see a line of beautiful girls[00:03:33]
Dressed as storm troopers each one a gem[00:03:44]
With leather boots and whips on their hips[00:03:47]
It's risque dare I say S and M[00:03:50]
Love it[00:03:52]
I see German soldiers dancing through France[00:03:53]
Played by boys in very tight pants[00:03:56]
And wait there's more they win the war[00:03:59]
And the dances they do will be daring and new[00:04:03]
Turn turn kick turn turn turn kick turn[00:04:05]
One two three kick turn[00:04:07]
Keep it sassy keep it classy keep it[00:04:09]
That is brilliant brilliant I speak for Mr Bloom[00:04:10]
And myself roger when I say that you are the only man[00:04:14]
In the world who can do justice to springtime for Hitler[00:04:16]
Will you do it please[00:04:19]
Please[00:04:21]
Wait a minute this is a very big decision[00:04:21]
It might effect the course of my entire life[00:04:24]
I shall have to think about it[00:04:26]
I'll do it I'll do it Saab champagne[00:04:27]
If at the end you want them to cheer[00:04:35]
Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay[00:04:38]
Whether it's hamlet Othello or Lear[00:04:41]
Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay[00:04:44]
Comedy's joyous a constant delight[00:04:48]
Dramas annoy us[00:04:51]
And ruin our night[00:04:53]
So keep your Lindbergh and sensible at bay[00:04:54]
I'll sign[00:04:57]
Sign[00:04:58]
Sign[00:04:59]
Sign[00:04:59]
Sign[00:05:01]
Sign[00:05:02]
Sign[00:05:02]
Roger Elizabeth debris[00:05:04]
Keep it gay[00:05:06]
Conga[00:05:15]
La la la la la la la la la la[00:05:17]
La la la la la la la la la la[00:05:20]
And so the rule is when mounting a play[00:05:23]
Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay[00:05:27]