《Nutcracker》歌词

歌曲： Nutcracker

所属专辑：Under the Influence (Ultimate Edition)

歌手： Straight No Chaser

时长： 03:07

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Nutcracker - Straight No Chaser[00:00:00]

Hooray it's Christmas time[00:00:01]

But there's one lousy tradition[00:00:04]

There's a certain show that you will see[00:00:09]

That is all and many would agree[00:00:11]

It is time to find another show[00:00:14]

To substitute for the Nutcracker[00:00:17]

I'm watching the game but something's wrong[00:00:22]

Staring is my wife her face looks long[00:00:25]

I know that look it must be me[00:00:29]

It's not our anniversary[00:00:31]

I shrug no clue[00:00:32]

What did I do [00:00:34]

She stands in disbelief[00:00:35]

What [00:00:36]

This holiday scene brings no laughter[00:00:36]

Forced going to see the Nutcracker[00:00:40]

I try to block it from my mind[00:00:44]

Think fast what reason can I find[00:00:45]

Got work to do I'll fake the flu[00:00:47]

No chance I'm done I'm screwed[00:00:49]

I've seen the Nutcracker 20 times[00:00:50]

Sure it is fun if you are four[00:00:54]

But don't call me a scrooge 'cause it's a bore[00:00:57]

The story's dated and that[00:01:02]

Masking thing freaks me out[00:01:03]

Well guess I'm a guy what can I say [00:01:05]

I'd rather watch football than ballet[00:01:09]

I tried my hardest not to groan[00:01:13]

And pulled the score up on my phone[00:01:14]

As I complained it's not the same [00:01:16]

We're rushing out the door[00:01:18]

All holiday shoppers on the road[00:01:20]

My holiday spirit might explode[00:01:24]

Of course there is no place to park[00:01:27]

We're late the theatres in the dark[00:01:29]

In no small feat we find the seat [00:01:31]

The shows about to start[00:01:33]

Here's that song from Tetris[00:01:34]

And I know it's the part[00:01:42]

When I fight not to fall asleep[00:01:44]

March the wooden[00:01:46]

Soldiers bunch of mice[00:01:49]

Start the fight land of sweets [00:01:51]

Man this stuff's trippy[00:01:53]

By the way this story makes no sense[00:01:56]

Still don't know what[00:01:59]

It means after all these years[00:02:01]

So confusing feel like snoozing[00:02:04]

Eyes are heavy as I start to dream[00:02:08]

Bolt wide awake must've fallen asleep[00:02:14]

Guess I didn't snore or make a peep[00:02:15]

'Cause my wife had no clue I had been out cold[00:02:17]

It's the finale coming up[00:02:20]

'Cause there is no beer left in my cup[00:02:20]

To make it through I'll need another drink[00:02:22]

Snuck out to the lobby oh look I found a TV[00:02:24]

I forgot the game was happening[00:02:28]

It's down to the wire time will soon expire[00:02:31]

Down by one this kick would win it[00:02:34]

Hut hut The ball snagged – oh no [00:02:37]

The kick's bad right right [00:02:39]

No We lost[00:02:41]

No How could this night get any worse [00:02:42]

Now I'm feeling all depressed[00:02:43]

But I still have to act impressed[00:02:45]

A pirouette oh wow that's great[00:02:46]

A six year old could do that too[00:02:48]

So my team lose at the bar[00:02:50]

Now dancing dudes in leotards[00:02:51]

Last Nutcracker hopefully[00:02:52]

But my wife's thinking differently[00:02:55]

She leans in closely whispers softly[00:02:58]

Can't wait for you to take me next year[00:03:01]