所属专辑:Joe’s Garage Acts I, II & III
歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 05:03
Dong Work For Yuda - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]
Hello there this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER [00:00:03]
Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the[00:00:09]
Other criminals from the music business you know [00:00:14]
The ones who get caught it's a horrible place painted[00:00:18]
All green on the inside where musicians and former executives[00:00:24]
Take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other [00:00:31]
Anyway while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be[00:00:42]
A promo man for a major record company Bald-Headed John [00:00:49]
King of the Plookers [00:00:54]
This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John[00:01:11]
Dong work for Yuda Dong Dong[00:01:14]
He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong[00:01:17]
Dong work for Yuda Dong Dong[00:01:20]
He said Dong was Wong [00:01:23]
'N Wong was Kong[00:01:25]
'N Dong work for Yuda [00:01:27]
N John was wrong[00:01:28]
Sorry John[00:01:30]
Sorry better[00:01:31]
Try it again[00:01:32]
Dong work for Yuda[00:01:33]
Dong Dong[00:01:35]
Sorry John[00:01:36]
Sorry better[00:01:37]
Try it again[00:01:38]
He said Dong was Wong[00:01:40]
And Wong was Kong[00:01:41]
And Dong was Gong[00:01:43]
'N John was wrong[00:01:45]
John's got a sausage[00:01:46]
Yeh man[00:01:48]
John's got a sausage[00:01:49]
Yeh man[00:01:51]
John's got a sausage that will make you fart[00:01:53]
John's got a sausage that will break your heart[00:01:56]
Make you fart[00:01:59]
And break your heart[00:02:01]
Don't bend over if you are smart[00:02:03]
He took a little walk to the weenie stand[00:02:06]
Johns got a sausage[00:02:09]
Yeh man[00:02:11]
A great big weenie in both his hands[00:02:12]
John's got a sausage[00:02:16]
Yeh man[00:02:17]
He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt[00:02:19]
He said "Ya'll stand back 'cause you might get hurt'[00:02:22]
Sorry John[00:02:25]
Sorry better[00:02:26]
Try it again[00:02:27]
Johns got a sausage[00:02:28]
Yeh man[00:02:30]
Sorry John[00:02:32]
Sorry better[00:02:33]
Try it again[00:02:33]
He said Dong was Wong[00:02:35]
Wong was Kong[00:02:37]
Kong was Gong[00:02:38]
'N" John was wrong[00:02:40]
Sorry John[00:02:42]
Sorry better[00:02:42]
Try it again[00:02:43]
Make way for the iron shaschige[00:02:45]
Sorry John[00:02:48]
Sorry better[00:02:49]
Try it again[00:02:50]
I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower[00:02:51]
Sorry John[00:02:55]
Sorry better[00:02:56]
Try it again[00:02:57]
Bartender bring me a colada and milk[00:02:58]
Sorry John[00:03:01]
Sorry better[00:03:02]
Try it again[00:03:03]
On second thought make that a water[00:03:04]
Sorry John[00:03:08]
Sorry better[00:03:08]
Try it again[00:03:09]
Sorry John[00:03:14]
Sorry better[00:03:15]
Try it again[00:03:16]
Sorry John[00:03:21]
Sorry better[00:03:21]
Try it again[00:03:22]
Sorry John[00:03:27]
Sorry better[00:03:28]
Try it again[00:03:29]
Sorry John[00:03:33]
Sorry better[00:03:34]
Try it again[00:03:35]
Sorry John[00:03:40]
Sorry better[00:03:41]
Try it again[00:03:42]
Sorry John[00:03:47]
Sorry better[00:03:48]
Try it again[00:03:50]