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"Let's meet contestant number one[00:00:00]
He's a skitsofrantic serial killer clown[00:00:02]
Who says "woman love his sexy smile"[00:00:05]
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon[00:00:09]
Sharon what's your question "[00:00:12]
"Contestant number one [00:00:13]
I believe first impressions last forever[00:00:14]
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house[00:00:16]
And have dinner with me and my family[00:00:19]
Tell me what you would do to make[00:00:21]
That first impression really stick"[00:00:22]
Let's see uh well I'd have to think about it[00:00:24]
I might show up in a tux HA but I doubt it[00:00:28]
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do[00:00:32]
And look your momma in the eye and tell her "F**K YOU "[00:00:34]
Hurry up b**ch I'm hungry I smell spaghetti[00:00:38]
I'd pinch her loopy a** and tell her "Get the food ready "[00:00:41]
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed[00:00:44]
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f**king lips [00:00:47]
It's dinner time we hearing grace from your mother[00:00:50]
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother[00:00:53]
I'm steady staring at your sister I'll tell you this[00:00:56]
You know for only 13 she got some big tits[00:00:59]
After that your dad will try to jump again[00:01:03]
And only this time I'd put the forty to his chin[00:01:06]
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware[00:01:09]
I'd dry-f**k her till I nut in my underwear[00:01:12]
"Now let's me contestant number two[00:01:22]
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak[00:01:25]
Who works for the Dark Carnival[00:01:28]
He says women call him stretch nuts[00:01:31]
Sharon let's hear your question"[00:01:33]
"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions[00:01:34]
A man who expresses himself in his own special way[00:01:38]
Number two if you fell in love with me[00:01:41]
Exactly how would you let me know "[00:01:44]
First thing I could never love you[00:01:46]
You sound like a richie-b**ch yo F**K YOU [00:01:50]
But if I did I'd probably show you that I care[00:01:53]
By taking all these other motherf**kers outta here[00:01:57]
I'd go through your phone book and whack em all[00:02:00]
And find contestant number one and break his f**king jaw (what )[00:02:03]
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay[00:02:06]
I'd be blowing f**king nuggets off all day[00:02:09]
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist[00:02:12]
Let em go and watch em both spring up in your face[00:02:15]
I'd sing love songs to you the best I can[00:02:19]
Get you naked and hit it like a CAVEMAN [00:02:22]
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand[00:02:25]
I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playing[00:02:28]
As you spit it all out I'd rub your back[00:02:31]
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your a** crack [00:02:34]
"Well it sounds like contestant number two[00:02:45]
Is just over-flowing with sensitivity Sharon[00:02:47]
It's a touch choice so far[00:02:49]
Sharon let's have your last question and[00:02:51]
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"[00:02:54]
"Okay if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the[00:02:56]
Same time Tell me how would you each get my attention and what would[00:03:01]
Your pick up line be Well whoever's the smoothest wins "[00:03:06]
Okay first I'd slide up to the bar[00:03:09]
And tell you that I can't believe how f**king fat you are[00:03:12]
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake[00:03:15]
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rickie Lake [00:03:18]
F**k that you'd be jocking me quick[00:03:22]
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick[00:03:25]
And then to get your attention in the crowded place[00:03:28]
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face[00:03:31]
Yeah freak with your nuts yo that'll get her[00:03:34]
Tell her that's she fat yeah that'll work even better[00:03:38]
Look f**k you I got a strong rap[00:03:40]
Sh*t you don't want contestant number two[00:03:44]
He's mad-whack[00:03:46]
I walk into a bar and there he was[00:03:47]
Standing up by a bucket eww trying to f**k it[00:03:50]
It was a big f**king smelly a** farm llama[00:03:53]
Damn dawg how you gonna diss your momma[00:03:56]