《The Malad Justed Jester》歌词

歌曲： The Malad Justed Jester

所属专辑：Easy Sunday Listening， Vol. 2

歌手： Danny Kaye

时长： 03:49

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The Malad Justed Jester - Danny Kaye[00:00:00]

Your majesty I have a confession[00:00:00]

My secret have a slow betray[00:00:04]

I was not a born fool[00:00:11]

It took work to get this way[00:00:17]

When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad[00:00:24]

And I was from the day I was born[00:00:25]

When other lads giggled and gurgled and wiggled[00:00:27]

I proudly was loudly forlorn[00:00:29]

My friends and my family looked at me clammily[00:00:31]

Thought there was something amiss[00:00:33]

When others found various antics hilarious[00:00:34]

All I could manage was this ho ho[00:00:36]

Or this ho waahhh[00:00:38]

My father he shouted he needs to be clouted[00:00:41]

His teeth on a wreath I'll hand him[00:00:42]

My mother she cried as she rushed to my side[00:00:44]

You re a brute and you don't understand him[00:00:46]

So they send for a witch with a terrible twitch[00:00:48]

To ask how my future impressed her[00:00:49]

She took one look at me and cried hehehehehe he [00:00:51]

What else could he be but a jester [00:00:57]

A jester a jester a funny idea a jester[00:00:59]

No butcher no baker no candlestick maker[00:01:03]

And me with the look of a fine undertaker[00:01:05]

Impressed her as a jester [00:01:07]

Now where could I learn any comical turn[00:01:11]

That was not in a book on the shelf[00:01:12]

No teacher to take me and mold me and make me[00:01:14]

A merryman fool or an elf[00:01:16]

But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all[00:01:18]

With no other recourses but my own resources[00:01:20]

With firm application and determination[00:01:21]

I made a fool of myself [00:01:25]

I bought a little gun and I learned to shoot[00:01:32]

I bought a little a horn and I learned to toot[00:01:34]

Now I can shoot and toot ain't that cute Plbbt [00:01:35]

I started to travel to try to unravel[00:01:45]

My mind and to find a new chance[00:01:46]

When I got to Spain it was suddenly plain[00:01:49]

That the field that appealed was the dance[00:01:50]

The Spanish were clannish but I wouldn't vanish[00:01:52]

I learned every step they had planned[00:01:54]

The first step of all isn't hard to recall[00:01:55]

Cause the first step of all is to stand[00:01:57]

And stand[00:02:00]

And stand and stand and stand and stand and[00:02:01]

They sometimes stand this way for days[00:02:07]

Then they get very mad[00:02:10]

At the floor and start to stomp on it[00:02:11]

(Smash Ow )[00:02:14]

After all of my practice the terrible fact is[00:02:23]

I made a fool of myself[00:02:28]

I sadly decided that dancing as I did[00:02:35]

To sing was a thing that was sure[00:02:37]

I found me a teacher a crotchety creature[00:02:39]

Who used to sing coloratura[00:02:40]

She twisted my chin pushed my diaphragm in[00:02:42]

With a poker she vocalized me[00:02:44]

When she said it was best that I threw out my chest[00:02:46]

You may gather that rather surprised me[00:02:48]

I was on solid ground till I suddenly found[00:02:50]

That in Venice I was to appear[00:02:52]

The gala locale was a choppy canal[00:02:53]

And me a high sea gondolier[00:02:54]

I nervously perched as the gondola lurched[00:02:57]

Before the King s palazzo[00:02:59]

As I started my song my voice it was strong[00:03:00]

But my stomach I fear was not so[00:03:05]

Oh solo mio oh[00:03:08]

Oh solo ooh Help [00:03:14]

When I fell overboard how his majesty roared[00:03:23]

And before a siesta he made me his jester[00:03:25]

And I found out soon that to be a buffoon[00:03:27]

Was a serious thing as a rule[00:03:29]

For a jester's chief employment[00:03:31]

Is to kill himself for your enjoyment[00:03:33]

And a jester unemployed is nobody s fool[00:03:34]