《Goodbye Squirrel》歌词

歌曲： Goodbye Squirrel

所属专辑：Lol

歌手： The Hit Co.

时长： 04:08

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Goodbye Squirrel - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)[00:00:00]

Be vewy vewy qwiet we are huntin somethin[00:00:03]

Me and harold muffert were outdoors men[00:00:17]

Set in our backwoods ways[00:00:20]

Both members of the huntin club[00:00:25]

Both active in the nra[00:00:28]

National redneck association[00:00:30]

We scouted a location where we had no doubt[00:00:32]

We'd kill the biggest buck in the world[00:00:36]

About a 34 pointer[00:00:39]

Harold waited in his tree stand[00:00:40]

But all he seen was a squirrel[00:00:43]

Dang near two weeks since the season started[00:00:50]

And neither one of us was amused[00:00:53]

Ha ha ha[00:00:56]

We had on real tree camo high powered ammo[00:00:57]

But no big game to shoot[00:01:01]

Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse[00:01:05]

Harold had him in his crosshairs[00:01:09]

Shoot him[00:01:12]

But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us[00:01:13]

And landed in harold's hair[00:01:17]

Dang get it out dang[00:01:22]

No his head he landed[00:01:24]

Like a wimp he laid there cryin[00:01:26]

Till i climbed on down[00:01:30]

Picked him up off the ground[00:01:32]

And it didn't take us long to decide[00:01:34]

That squirrel had to die[00:01:37]

Goodbye squirrel[00:01:41]

With black eyed peas[00:01:45]

You're gonna taste good to me[00:01:48]

Squirrel[00:01:51]

It's you or me[00:01:53]

Come on out of that tree[00:01:56]

Squirrel[00:01:59]

Hey guess what[00:02:01]

You've eaten your last nut[00:02:04]

Squirrel[00:02:07]

Me and harold went down to the surplus store[00:02:13]

Bought a keg of dynamite[00:02:17]

Two baseball bats and a case of miles[00:02:21]

We were in for one heck of a fight[00:02:24]

We'll show you[00:02:27]

When you're huntin with dumb and dumber[00:02:28]

Something's surely bound to go wrong[00:02:32]

Now be careful[00:02:35]

And when harold lit that real short fuse[00:02:36]

I knew it wouldn't be long[00:02:39]

When the dynamite blew[00:02:46]

Harold's foot did too[00:02:48]

And fingers began to fly[00:02:49]

Fly[00:02:53]

We were barely alive[00:02:53]

When the game warden arrived[00:02:55]

And much to our surprise[00:02:57]

That squirrel didn't die[00:03:00]

Gosh[00:03:04]

Goodbye squirrel[00:03:05]

Just one more shot[00:03:09]

You'll be in my crock pot[00:03:11]

Squirrel[00:03:15]

You'll make a lunch[00:03:16]

You overgrown chipmunk[00:03:19]

Squirrel[00:03:22]

I'll skin ya hide[00:03:24]

And make a hat when it's dry[00:03:27]

Squirrel[00:03:30]

Deadgum earl ronnie milsap could shoot better than you[00:03:34]

Gimme gmme that i said gimme that gimme that gun[00:03:41]

Look out[00:03:45]

Look out no[00:03:46]

I think i killed somethin[00:03:49]