歌手: Ethel Merman
时长: 03:27
The Hostess With The Mostest On The Ball - Call Me Madam - Ethel Merman (艾索尔·摩曼)[00:00:00]
I was born on a thousand acres of Oklahoma land[00:00:07]
Nothing grew on the thousand acres[00:00:12]
For it was gravel and sand[00:00:14]
One day father started digging in a field[00:00:18]
Hoping to find some soil[00:00:21]
He dug and he dug and what do you think [00:00:23]
Oil oil oil[00:00:27]
The money rolled in and I rolled out[00:00:31]
With a fortune piled so high[00:00:34]
Washington was my destination[00:00:37]
And now who am I [00:00:40]
I'm the chosen party giver[00:00:45]
For the White House clientele[00:00:48]
And they know that I deliver[00:00:51]
What it takes to make them jell[00:00:54]
And in Washington[00:00:57]
I'm known by one and all[00:00:58]
As the hostess[00:01:02]
With the mostest on the ball[00:01:03]
They could go to Elsa Maxwell[00:01:08]
When they had an axe to grind[00:01:10]
They could always grind their axe well[00:01:13]
At the parties she designed[00:01:16]
Now the hatchet grinders all prefer to call[00:01:18]
On the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:01:24]
I've a great big bar and good caviar[00:01:29]
Yes the best that can be found[00:01:32]
And a large amount in my bank account[00:01:35]
When election time comes around[00:01:37]
If you're feeling presidential[00:01:40]
You can make it yes indeed[00:01:43]
There are just three things essential[00:01:45]
Let me tell you all you need[00:01:48]
Is an ounce of wisdom and a pound of gall[00:01:51]
And the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:01:56]
Entertaining vodka drinkers[00:02:02]
Is a job they give to me[00:02:05]
Making nice guys out of stinkers[00:02:07]
Seems to be my cup of tea[00:02:10]
What they really need behind the iron wall[00:02:12]
Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:02:18]
There's a book of regulations[00:02:23]
As to who sits next to who[00:02:26]
But there might be complications[00:02:28]
When the blue blood's not so blue[00:02:31]
So the priestess with the leastes protocol[00:02:34]
Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball[00:02:39]
An Ambassador has just reached the shore[00:02:44]
He's a man of many loves[00:02:47]
An important gent from the Orient[00:02:50]
To be handled with kid gloves[00:02:52]
He can come and let his hair down[00:02:55]
Have the best time of his life[00:02:57]
Even bring his new affair down[00:03:00]
Introduce her as his wife[00:03:03]
But she mustn't leave her panties in the hall[00:03:05]
Of the priestess with the leastest[00:03:11]
Nor the hostess with the mostest[00:03:13]
With the mostest on the ball[00:03:16]