《The Christmas Story》歌词

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The Christmas Story - Larry The Cable Guy[00:00:00]

This is the christmas story as told by my drunk grandpa [00:00:00]

Many years ago in hepsaba a child[00:00:05]

Was born to Fred and Doris Ombree he[00:00:08]

Was a very speciel child for he was concived in[00:00:13]

A foghat concert in the thrid row during the song[00:00:16]

Slow ride knowing that she was pregnet scared the[00:00:18]

Bejesus out of Fred cause he worked only as a hush[00:00:22]

Puppy cook down there at the long john silvers they[00:00:25]

Decided to name the child bejesus Fred and Doris[00:00:28]

Who was pregnant with bejesus stopped at a best western[00:00:33]

For the night cause her water broke and he[00:00:36]

Wanted go to sambo's for a short stack[00:00:39]

And some cheese grits however the[00:00:41]

Best western had a convention of[00:00:43]

Shriners so they had to sleep in their[00:00:45]

Van in the parking lot for the night that[00:00:47]

Night bejesus was born and they wrapped[00:00:50]

In swaddlen richard beddy bed sheets[00:00:53]

And layed him in a milk crate just then three wise men[00:00:55]

With two year degrees from devrie instiute[00:01:00]

Of tecnology showed up with gifts of colas [00:01:02]

Frankin furters and buns and they grilled out in spake of[00:01:06]

Hope and love and festicter plates to be used at taladaga[00:01:10]

Little bejesus grew and studied and spoke pylochical[00:01:14]

Phrases like who ever smelt it delt it and its better to[00:01:18]

Burp and taste it then to fart and waste it He once[00:01:22]

Healed a 1979 camero by rebuilding the carberator[00:01:26]

And he brought back to life a delta 88 by puttin[00:01:30]

In a engine of 1969 formula fired with[00:01:32]

A shift kit glass kit buffers every body loved[00:01:36]

Bejesus of hepsaba he graduated from Devrie[00:01:45]

With a degree in dryowalloge he was the greatest[00:01:48]

Of all drywallers then one night tragady a hatian[00:01:52]

Imiagrant killed Bejesus for two dollars[00:01:59]

And twenty cents and a coupoun off the barbbeque[00:02:01]

Joint but he still lives on in the hearts of ruffers[00:02:03]

And drywallers and construction workers everywhere [00:02:06]

God bless bejesus of Hepsaba[00:02:11]

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