所属专辑:Disc One: All Their Greatest Hits 1991 - 2001
歌手: Barenaked Ladies
时长: 04:26
If I Had $1 000 000[00:00:01]
Barenaked Ladies[00:00:05]
If I Had a Million Dollars[00:00:26]
If I had a million dollars[00:00:29]
Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house[00:00:32]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:00:38]
I'd buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman[00:00:44]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:00:50]
Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile[00:00:56]
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love[00:01:02]
If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard[00:01:15]
If I had a million dollars you could help it wouldn't be that hard[00:01:20]
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere [00:01:26]
“You know we could just go up there and hang out ”[00:01:32]
“Like open the fridge and stuff [00:01:34]
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things [00:01:36]
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon ”[00:01:38]
“Well can you blame them ”[00:01:41]
“Yeah ”[00:01:44]
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:01:47]
Well I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat that's cruel[00:01:53]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:01:59]
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet yep like a llama or an emu[00:02:04]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:02:11]
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains all them crazy elephant bones[00:02:16]
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love[00:02:22]
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store[00:02:35]
If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more[00:02:41]
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner[00:02:47]
“But we would eat Kraft dinner ”[00:02:52]
“Of course we would we'd just eat more ”[00:02:54]
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it ”[00:02:56]
“That's right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ”[00:02:59]
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:03:07]
Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that's cruel[00:03:13]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:03:19]
Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel[00:03:25]
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars[00:03:31]
Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey [00:03:37]
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love[00:03:43]
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars[00:03:55]
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars[00:04:01]
If I had a million dollars I'd be rich [00:04:06]