《The Man On The Flying Trapeze》歌词

歌曲： The Man On The Flying Trapeze

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歌手： Spike Jones&His City Slic

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The Man On The Flying Trapez - Spike Jones[00:00:00]

Written by：alfred lee[00:00:11]

As the crowd roars to the center ring steps our fractured baritone[00:00:23]

Are you in voice Winstead[00:00:27]

I believe I am in voice[00:00:29]

Professor[00:00:32]

Ohhh hunce I was wappy uh[00:00:40]

Once I was sappy uh[00:00:42]

Sap I was wussy no[00:00:44]

Once I was happy buts now I borlorn uh[00:00:46]

Lorn I fow mow uh[00:00:49]

Sigh on lie now uh[00:00:51]

Nylons are free[00:00:52]

No no[00:00:53]

Now I'm forlorn[00:00:54]

Like an old goat[00:00:58]

Oh no not a goat[00:00:59]

That's an animal[00:01:00]

Like an old coat that is tornered[00:01:01]

And tat uh teetered and tonned[00:01:04]

Uh tattered and tipped uh tap with a toupee uh ripped[00:01:06]

Left in this wide world to sleep[00:01:12]

And to snore uh to weep and to mourn[00:01:13]

Betreaned by a jade in her means[00:01:16]

Bemeaned by a trade for some jeans[00:01:19]

Bejeaned by a teen with some jade[00:01:21]

Betrayed by a maid in her teens[00:01:23]

He floats by his hair[00:01:28]

Not by his hair[00:01:31]

That would hurt[00:01:32]

Speaking of hair a man came up to me and said[00:01:32]

Doodles your hair is getting thin[00:01:35]

And I said well who wants fat hair[00:01:36]

That's a killar[00:01:38]

He floats through the air with the aidest[00:01:42]

Of grease with the latest of[00:01:44]

Fleas uhh with plates full of cheese[00:01:46]

No no[00:01:48]

With the birds and the bees uhh he can't miss[00:01:49]

The manning young dare uh the daring young mare[00:01:53]

He's not a horse that's silly[00:01:56]

He'd break his neck[00:01:57]

The fanny young dan[00:01:58]

The danny young fan[00:01:59]

He's an awful old ham[00:02:01]

Uh he's a young fellow 'bout my age[00:02:02]

You know a funny thing happened a man came up[00:02:04]

To me and said[00:02:05]

Doodles[00:02:06]

Doodles did you leave home[00:02:06]

I said I left home[00:02:07]

He said[00:02:08]

Did you put the cat out[00:02:08]

I said I didn't know he was on fire[00:02:09]

That's a killar[00:02:11]

The daring young man on the flapping tripeze uh[00:02:14]

Treezing triflaps uh trying flip flips uh flipping triflop[00:02:18]

Uh flapping trivalve horizontal bars[00:02:21]

His grations are axle no[00:02:26]

His actions are horrible no[00:02:27]

He's very good[00:02:29]

All girls he doth please[00:02:30]

But my wuv he hath lollen astay[00:02:32]

No The dove's in the hayloft away[00:02:35]

I'm on the road to Mandalay[00:02:37]

No hey hey hey[00:02:39]

No now[00:02:39]

Did you hear about the owl that married a goat[00:02:40]

They had a hootenanny[00:02:43]

That's a killar[00:02:44]

He's the man on the flying trapeeeeze[00:02:48]