《Making Things Up Again》歌词

歌曲： Making Things Up Again

所属专辑：The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

歌手： 电影原声

时长： 04:17

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i just told a lie.[00:00:19]

no, i didn’t lie…[00:00:23]

i just used my imagination. and it worked![00:00:25]

you’re making things up again, arnold.[00:00:32]

but it worked dad![00:00:34]

you’re stretching the truth again and you know it[00:00:35]

don’t be a fibbing fran, arnold.[00:00:38]

joseph smith?[00:00:41]

because a lie is a lie.[00:00:41]

it’s not a lie![00:00:44]

you’re making things up again, arnold![00:00:45]

oh conscience![00:00:47]

you’re taking the holy word and adding fiction![00:00:48]

be careful how you proceed, arnold.[00:00:51]

when you fib, there’s a price.[00:00:54]

this is *![00:00:58]

the story i’ve been told is that the way to cure aids is by sleeping with a virgin![00:01:01]

i’m gonna go and rape a baby![00:01:06]

what! oh my – no! you can’t do that! no![00:01:09]

why not?[00:01:11]

because that is definitely against god’s will![00:01:12]

says who!?[00:01:15]

where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby?[00:01:16]

nowhere![00:01:21]

uhhh behold![00:01:24]

the lord said to the mormon prophet joseph smith,[00:01:26]

‘you shall not have sex with that infant!’[00:01:28]

lo! joseph said ‘why not, lord? why not?’[00:01:32]

and the lord said ‘if you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of mordor.’[00:01:37]

really?[00:01:48]

uh huh… ‘a baby cannot cure your illness, joseph smith.[00:01:49]

i shall give unto you… a frog’…[00:01:56]

and thus joseph laid with the frog and his aids was no more![00:02:00]

ohhhhhh….[00:02:05]

you’re making things up again, arnold.[00:02:06]

you’re recklessly warping the words of jesus![00:02:09]

you can’t just say what you want, arnold.[00:02:12]

c'mon. hobbits.[00:02:14]

you’re digging yourself a deep hole.[00:02:15]

i’m making things up again, kind of![00:02:18]

but this time it’s helping a dozen people![00:02:21]

there’s nothing so bad because this time[00:02:25]

i’m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right?[00:02:28]

no![00:02:32]

elder cunningham! you have to stop him![00:02:32]

what? what is it?[00:02:35]

gotswana is going to cut off his daughter’s clitoris![00:02:36]

hah?![00:02:39]

this is all very interesting,[00:02:39]

but women have to be circumcised if it’s what the general wants![00:02:41]

no, no, doing that to a lady is definitely against christ’s will![00:02:44]

how do you know?[00:02:48]

christ never said nothin’ about no clitoris![00:02:49]

yes! yes he did![00:02:53]

in ancient new york, three men were about to cut off a mormon woman’s clitoris![00:02:56]

but right before they did- jesus had boba fett turn them into frogs![00:03:01]

frogs?[00:03:08]

you mean like the frogs that got f**ked by joseph smith![00:03:09]

right! right! like those frogs![00:03:13]

for a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he![00:03:18]

you’re making things up again, arnold.[00:03:22]

we’re learning the truth![00:03:25]

you’re taking the holy word and adding fiction![00:03:26]

the truth about god.[00:03:28]

be careful how you proceed, arnold.[00:03:29]

when you fib there’s a price.[00:03:31]

we’re going to paradise.[00:03:33]

who would have thought i had this magic touch?[00:03:35]

who’d’ve believed i could man up this much?[00:03:38]

i’m talking, they’re listening, my stories are glistening[00:03:41]

i’m gonna save them all with this stuff![00:03:45]

oohh – la[00:03:47]

you’re making things up again, arnold![00:03:48]

elder cunningham![00:03:50]

you’re making things up again, arnold![00:03:51]

holy prophet man![00:03:54]

you’re making things up again, arnold.[00:03:55]

our savior![00:03:57]

you’re making things up again…[00:03:58]

up again making things you are[00:04:01]

arnold…[00:04:05]