所属专辑:Just Another Band From L.A. (Live At Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, Los Angeles / 1971)
时长: 03:09
Eddie, Are You Kidding - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]
Eddie are you kidding [00:00:00]
I've seen you on my TV[00:00:03]
Eddie are you kidding [00:00:08]
The people always ask me[00:00:12]
I saw your double knits[00:00:16]
I thought they were the pits[00:00:18]
You threw it in a bag[00:00:20]
And then you sent me home[00:00:22]
What [00:00:24]
Eddie are you kidding [00:00:24]
No no [00:00:27]
Eddie are you kidding [00:00:28]
No no [00:00:30]
Eddie are you teasing[00:00:32]
About your rancid garments [00:00:36]
Eddie are you teasing[00:00:40]
About your sixty tailors [00:00:44]
I'm coming over shortly[00:00:48]
Because I am a portly[00:00:50]
You promised you could fit me[00:00:52]
In fifty Dollar suit - -[00:00:54]
Oh[00:00:56]
Eddie are you kidding [00:00:56]
No no [00:00:59]
Eddie are you kidding [00:01:00]
No no [00:01:02]
Eddie my friends ask me [00:01:04]
Eddie Eddie are you kidding [00:01:06]
I wanna tell you something [00:01:08]
My friends:[00:01:09]
I am not kidding [00:01:10]
Here at Zachary All[00:01:11]
We have sixty tailors[00:01:13]
In the back room [00:01:14]
We have the west's largest[00:01:16]
Selections of portly's regulars[00:01:17]
Longs extra longs and cadets [00:01:19]
And my friends say to me: Eddie [00:01:23]
Eddie what do you think of the new Double Knits [00:01:25]
(Eddie what do you think of the new Double Knits )[00:01:27]
And I tell them: I'll tell you[00:01:30]
Something frankly my friends[00:01:31]
When the new double knits first[00:01:33]
Came out I was not impressed [00:01:34]
But as you can see[00:01:36]
These pants I'm wearing[00:01:37]
Are double knit They stretch[00:01:39]
In all the right places [00:01:41]
They're most comfortable [00:01:42]
Our model Twiggy here will demostrate [00:01:44]
I have this lovely little[00:01:46]
Seersucker wait a minute[00:01:47]
WHERE CAN I GO GARDENA [00:01:56]
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L A [00:01:58]
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT[00:02:00]
I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY[00:02:02]
I need the knits[00:02:04]
The double knits[00:02:05]
I need the knits[00:02:07]
They are the pits[00:02:09]
I need the knits[00:02:11]
The double knits[00:02:13]
I'm coming over shortly[00:02:14]
Because I am a portly[00:02:17]
You promised you could fit me[00:02:19]
In fifty Dollar suit - -[00:02:21]
Whew [00:02:23]
Eddie are you kidding No no [00:02:24]
Eddie are you kidding No no [00:02:27]
Eddie are you kidding No no [00:02:31]
Eddie are you kidding me [00:02:35]
Eddie are you kidding me [00:02:37]
Eddie are you kidding me [00:02:38]
No my friends I'm not kidding [00:02:42]
Right here on the miracle mile[00:02:44]
We have the west's largest[00:02:45]
Selections of portly regular[00:02:46]
Cadet tall and long [00:02:51]
And not only that - -[00:02:55]
My brother Jake and Little Emil[00:02:57]
And sixty tailors[00:02:58]