所属专辑:Avenue Q
歌手: 电影原声
时长: 02:31
If You Were Gay - John Tartaglia/Rick Lyon[00:00:00]
Aah an afternoon alone with[00:00:02]
My favorite book Broadway[00:00:04]
Musicals of the 1940s [00:00:06]
No roommate to bother me [00:00:09]
How could it get any better than this [00:00:10]
Oh hi Rod[00:00:13]
Hi Nicky[00:00:14]
Hey Rod you'll never[00:00:15]
Guess what happened to[00:00:16]
Me on the subway this morning [00:00:17]
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me[00:00:18]
That's very interesting [00:00:22]
He was being real friendly [00:00:23]
And I think he was coming on to me [00:00:25]
I think he might've thought I was gay [00:00:28]
Ahem so uh why are you telling me this [00:00:32]
Why should I care [00:00:34]
I don't care [00:00:36]
What did you have for lunch today [00:00:36]
Oh you don't have to get[00:00:38]
All defensive about it [00:00:39]
I'm NOT getting defensive [00:00:40]
What do I care about some gay guy you met okay [00:00:42]
I'm trying to read [00:00:44]
Oh I didn't mean anything by it [00:00:46]
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about [00:00:48]
I don't want to talk about it [00:00:51]
Yeah but[00:00:53]
OVER[00:00:54]
Well okay but just so you know[00:00:56]
IF YOU WERE GAY[00:00:59]
THAT'D BE OKAY [00:01:02]
I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY [00:01:04]
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY [00:01:07]
BECAUSE YOU SEE [00:01:10]
IF IT WERE ME [00:01:12]
I WOULD FEEL FREE[00:01:15]
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY[00:01:16]
BUT I'M NOT GAY [00:01:18]
Nicky please [00:01:20]
I am trying to read [00:01:22]
What [00:01:27]
IF YOU WERE QUEER[00:01:27]
Ah Nickey[00:01:29]
I'D STILL BE HERE [00:01:30]
Nickey I'm trying to read this book [00:01:31]
YEAR AFTER YEAR[00:01:33]
Nickey[00:01:34]
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR[00:01:34]
TO ME [00:01:36]
Argh [00:01:37]
AND I KNOW THAT YOU[00:01:37]
What [00:01:39]
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO [00:01:40]
I would [00:01:41]
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY [00:01:42]
HEY GUESS WHAT [00:01:44]
I'M GAY [00:01:45]
BUT I'M NOT GAY [00:01:46]
I'M HAPPY[00:01:48]
JUST BEING WITH YOU [00:01:50]
High Button Shoes Pal Joey[00:01:51]
SO WHAT SHOULD IT[00:01:53]
MATTER TO ME[00:01:54]
WHAT YOU DO IN BED[00:01:55]
WITH GUYS [00:01:57]
Nickey that's GROSS [00:01:58]
No it's not [00:01:59]
IF YOU WERE GAY[00:02:00]
I'D SHOUT HOORAY [00:02:03]
I am not listening [00:02:05]
AND HERE I'D STAY [00:02:05]
La la la la la [00:02:07]
BUT I WOULDN'T GET[00:02:08]
IN YOUR WAY [00:02:09]
Aaaah [00:02:10]
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME[00:02:10]
TO ALWAYS BE[00:02:12]
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY [00:02:14]
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY [00:02:16]
YOU WERE JUST BORN[00:02:18]
THAT WAY [00:02:19]
AND AS THEY SAY [00:02:20]
IT'S IN YOUR DNA [00:02:21]
YOU'RE GAY [00:02:22]
BUT I'M NOT GAY [00:02:23]
If you were gay [00:02:25]
Argh[00:02:26]