所属专辑:Sex Machine Today
歌手: James Brown
时长: 02:47
if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son[00:00:00]
i got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:00:02]
i got the rap patrol on the gat patrol[00:00:05]
foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed[00:00:08]
rap critics that say he's "money cash hoes"[00:00:10]
i'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those[00:00:13]
if you grew up with holes in your zapitos[00:00:15]
you'd celebrate the minute you was having doe[00:00:18]
i'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole[00:00:20]
if you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward[00:00:23]
got beef with radio if i don't play they show[00:00:26]
they don't play my hits well i don't give a s**t so[00:00:28]
rap mags try and use my black ass[00:00:31]
so advertisers can give em more cash for ads...f**kers[00:00:34]
i don't know what you take me as[00:00:36]
or understand the intelligence that jay-z has[00:00:38]
i'm from rags to ritches n***a i ain't dumb[00:00:41]
i got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:00:44]
hit me[00:00:46]
99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:00:49]
if you having girl problems i feel bad for you son[00:00:51]
i got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:00:54]
hit me[00:00:56]
the year is '94 and in my trunk is raw[00:00:57]
in my rear view mirror is the mother f**king law[00:00:59]
i got two choices yall pull over the car or[00:01:02]
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor[00:01:04]
now i ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake[00:01:07]
plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case[00:01:10]
so i...pull over to the side of the road[00:01:12]
and i heard "son do you know why i'm stopping you for?"[00:01:14]
cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low[00:01:17]
do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know[00:01:20]
am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?[00:01:22]
"well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"[00:01:25]
"license and registration and step out of the car"[00:01:27]
"are you carrying a weapon on you i know alot of you are"[00:01:30]
i ain't stepping out of s**t all my papers legit[00:01:33]
"do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"[00:01:35]
well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back[00:01:38]
and i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that[00:01:41]
"aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"[00:01:43]
"or somebody important or something?"[00:01:47]
nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit[00:01:49]
enough that you won't illegally search my shit[00:01:51]
"well see how smart you are when the k-9's come"[00:01:53]
i got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:01:56]
hit me[00:01:58]
99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:02:01]
if you having girl problems i feel bad for you son[00:02:03]
i got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:02:06]
hit me[00:02:08]
99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:02:12]
if you having girl problems i feel bad for you son[00:02:14]
i got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:02:16]
hit me[00:02:19]
now once upon a time not too long ago[00:02:19]
a n***a like myself had to strong arm a hoe[00:02:21]
this is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy[00:02:24]
but a P***y having no god damn sense, try and push me[00:02:26]
i tried to ignore him and talk to the lord[00:02:30]
pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform[00:02:32]
you know the type loud as a motor bike[00:02:35]
but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight[00:02:37]
the only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping[00:02:39]
he and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain[00:02:42]
and there i go trapped in the kit kat again[00:02:45]
back through the system with the riff raff again[00:02:47]
fiends on the floor scratching again[00:02:50]
paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them[00:02:52]
d.a. tred to give the n***a the shaft again[00:02:55]
half-a-mil for bail cause i'm african[00:02:58]
all because this fool was horrasin them[00:03:00]
trying to play the boy like hes saccarin[00:03:03]
but ain't nothing sweet 'bout how i hold my gun[00:03:05]
i got 99 problems but being a B***h ain't one[00:03:08]
hit me[00:03:10]
99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:03:13]
if you having girl problems i feel bad for you son[00:03:15]
i got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:03:18]
hit me[00:03:21]
99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:03:24]
if you having girl problems i feel bad for you son[00:03:26]
i got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:03:28]
hit me[00:03:31]
if you having girl problems i feel bad for you son[00:03:37]
i got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one[00:03:39]
you're crazy for this one rick[00:03:43]
it's your boy[00:03:45]