《The Laughing Gnome》歌词

歌曲： The Laughing Gnome

所属专辑：Always On My Mind: Essential Nostalgia

歌手： Simply The Best

时长： 03:02

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The Laughing Gnome - Life of the Party[00:00:00]

I was walking down the high street[00:00:14]

When I heard footsteps behind me[00:00:17]

And there was a little old man （hello）[00:00:21]

In scarlet and grey shuffling away[00:00:24]

Well he trotted back to my house[00:00:29]

And he sat beside the telly （oaah）[00:00:33]

With his tiny hands on his tummy[00:00:36]

Chuckling away laughing all day[00:00:39]

Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office[00:00:44]

（gnome office）[00:00:46]

Yes[00:00:47]

（hahahahaha）[00:00:47]

Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:00:49]

I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me[00:00:51]

Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:00:54]

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:00:57]

Said the laughing gnome[00:01:01]

Well I gave him roasted toadstools[00:01:06]

And a glass of dandelion wine （burp pardon）[00:01:09]

Then I put him on a train to eastbourne[00:01:13]

Carried his bag and gave him a fag[00:01:16]

（havent you got a light boy ）[00:01:19]

Here where do you come from [00:01:20]

（gnome-mans land hahihihi）[00:01:22]

Oh really [00:01:23]

In the morning when I woke up[00:01:27]

He was sitting on the edge of my bed[00:01:30]

With his brother whose name was fred[00:01:33]

Hed bought him along to sing me a song[00:01:36]

Right lets hear it[00:01:40]

Here what's that clicking noise [00:01:42]

（thats fred hes a metrognome haha）[00:01:44]

Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:01:46]

I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me[00:01:49]

Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:01:53]

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:01:56]

（own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha）[00:02:00]

Havent you got an ome to go to [00:02:03]

（no were gnomads）[00:02:04]

Didn't you they to teach get your hair cut at school [00:02:05]

You look like a rolling gnome [00:02:07]

（no not at the london school of ecognomics）[00:02:09]

Now they're staying up the chimney[00:02:11]

And were living on caviar and honey （hooray ）[00:02:15]

Cause they're earning me lots of money[00:02:19]

Writing comedy prose for radio shows[00:02:21]

It's their （what ）[00:02:25]

It's the gnome service of course[00:02:27]

Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:31]

I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me[00:02:34]

Ha ha ha oh dear me[00:02:38]

（ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:39]

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me[00:02:41]

Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:47]

I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me）[00:02:50]