《Xxl》歌词

歌曲： Xxl

所属专辑：American Alternative Country， Vol. 13

歌手： Hit Crew Masters

时长： 03:44

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Xxl - Hit Crew Masters[00:00:00]

Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me [00:00:22]

Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me [00:00:26]

Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head[00:00:29]

Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:[00:00:33]

＂This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell [00:00:36]

＂Ooh brrr Mamma: he's a double XL ＂[00:00:40]

By the second grade I was five foot two;[00:00:48]

Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe [00:00:52]

Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big and Tall[00:00:56]

An' the coaches had me playin' High School football [00:00:59]

Uncle Roy said: ＂Boy you'll make the NFL:[00:01:03]

＂Ooh brrr son you're a double XL ＂[00:01:06]

Double XL double XL [00:01:11]

Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell [00:01:14]

Double XL double XL [00:01:18]

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held [00:01:21]

Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL [00:01:26]

Here we go [00:01:35]

Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida;[00:01:37]

Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:[00:01:40]

A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold [00:01:44]

They want a real man with meat on his bones [00:01:47]

I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells:[00:01:52]

They say: ＂Ooh brrr we love a double XL ＂[00:01:55]

Double XL double XL [00:01:59]

Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell [00:02:03]

Double XL double XL [00:02:07]

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held [00:02:10]

Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL [00:02:14]

（Double XL solo ）[00:02:24]

Well double XL double XL [00:02:40]

Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell [00:02:44]

Double XL double XL [00:02:48]

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held [00:02:51]

Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL [00:02:55]

Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself[00:03:02]

Why all the girls love a double XL [00:03:06]

Ooh brrr yeah: I'm a double XL [00:03:10]

Yeah oh whoa [00:03:18]

Triple X-L too[00:03:28]