《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

歌曲： Funky Cold Medina

所属专辑：90’s Hits Vol. 3

歌手： DJ In the Night

时长： 04:10

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Funky Cold Medina - DJ In the Night[00:00:00]

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action[00:00:21]

But like Mike Jagger said 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'[00:00:25]

The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me[00:00:30]

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C [00:00:33]

The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar[00:00:37]

Havin' drinks with some no-name chump[00:00:41]

When they know that I'm the star[00:00:43]

So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina[00:00:45]

I asked the guy why you so fly He said Funky Cold Medina[00:00:49]

Funky Cold Medina[00:01:01]

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks[00:01:10]

Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick[00:01:14]

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac[00:01:18]

A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap[00:01:22]

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg[00:01:26]

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me[00:01:30]

And did the wild thing on my leg[00:01:32]

He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner[00:01:34]

But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina[00:01:38]

You know what I'm sayin' [00:01:43]

I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door[00:01:45]

I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's[00:01:48]

They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina pal[00:01:52]

I went up to this girl she said Hi my name is Sheena[00:01:58]

I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina[00:02:02]

She said I'd like a drink I said Ehm ok I'll go get it[00:02:06]

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips[00:02:10]

And I knew that she was with it[00:02:12]

So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned[00:02:14]

But when she got undressed it was a big old mess Sheena was a man[00:02:18]

So I threw him out I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener[00:02:22]

You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina[00:02:27]

You know ain't no plans with a man[00:02:31]

This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies[00:02:36]

Break it down[00:02:46]

Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection[00:03:19]

I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Love Connection'[00:03:23]

The audience voted and you know they picked a winner[00:03:27]

I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner[00:03:31]

She had a few drinks I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'[00:03:35]

Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'[00:03:39]

I said wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein' ya[00:03:43]

That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina[00:03:47]

Ya know what I'm sayin'[00:03:52]

That Medina's a monster y'all[00:03:54]

Funky Cold Medina[00:03:59]