《张先生讨学钱》歌词

歌曲： 张先生讨学钱

所属专辑：湖南花鼓戏唱腔选

歌手： 花鼓戏

时长： 11:23

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编辑：canker [00:00:09]

张先生忙不赢哪[00:00:16]

收拾笔砚与书文，[00:00:20]

今日不到别家去，[00:00:24]

要到那陈家去走一程，[00:00:29]

爬山过坳我去讨学俸，[00:00:33]

你看我教书好累人哪，[00:00:37]

你看我教书好累人哪。 [00:00:46]

正月里正月正[00:01:00]

家家户户贺新春[00:01:04]

龙灯狮子多热闹哇，[00:01:08]

敲锣打鼓闹沉沉，[00:01:12]

忽听得门外高声喊咧[00:01:16]

龙灯狮子要上我的门[00:01:20]

张先生我最爱看灯，[00:01:24]

怎奈我无钱打包封[00:01:28]

关门躲债主设法呀做人情，[00:01:32]

我关门哪闭户躲新春[00:01:38]

关门哪闭户躲新春。[00:01:57]

二月里是花朝[00:02:04]

先生就把学生邀[00:02:07]

大学生有了七八个，[00:02:11]

小学生也有上十名，[00:02:16]

如今的世界就大不同，[00:02:21]

老书不教要教国文[00:02:25]

算术体操都容易得搞咧，[00:02:29]

就是这个英文的A.B.C.D，[00:02:33]

A.B.C.D我搞不清，[00:02:40]

张先生我从没进过那洋学堂门，[00:02:44]

如今教书打背躬[00:02:50]

如今教书打背躬。[00:03:00]

三月里是清明[00:03:13]

家家户户挂祖坟，[00:03:17]

大爆竹三眼铳，[00:03:21]

鞭子放发是这样冲，[00:03:25]

莫道儿孙不孝顺，[00:03:29]

只怪坟山不做功，[00:03:33]

我堂堂的秀才落了第，[00:03:37]

如今是个陌生人，[00:03:41]

如今是个陌生人。[00:03:51]

四月里四月八，[00:04:06]

东家送我一只鸭，[00:04:09]

只想喂不想杀，[00:04:14]

偏偏督学来视察[00:04:17]

我没得办法，[00:04:20]

只好抓哒咯只鸭来杀，[00:04:22]

刀也钝鸭又是咯挪，[00:04:26]

哎哟价，一刀就割哒咯手指甲，[00:04:30]

烂布子缠来线来扎，[00:04:36]

有意栽花哎花不发，[00:04:40]

无心插柳柳发芽，[00:04:44]

如今我写字手发痂，[00:04:49]

如今我写字手发痂。 [00:04:57]

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五月里是端阳，[00:05:11]

张先生回家看师娘，[00:05:15]

学生急忙啊来送礼，[00:05:19]

肉几块酒一缸，[00:05:23]

还有那糯米粽子和麻糖，[00:05:27]

舍不得吃又舍不得尝，[00:05:32]

柜子里头放米缸里藏，[00:05:36]

没晓得天气热，[00:05:40]

大雨过后又出太阳，[00:05:43]

我急忙打开柜子看，[00:05:47]

哦嗬一声我慌了张，[00:05:51]

麻糖溶成块粽子上霉霜，[00:05:55]

肉肚里蛆婆子拱，[00:06:01]

酒味都跑光，[00:06:05]

吃又不能吃，[00:06:07]

尝又不能尝，[00:06:09]

只好端起往外哐哪[00:06:11]

只好端起往外哐哪。[00:06:20]

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六月嚅三伏天，[00:06:34]

教书教得汗涟涟，[00:06:37]

跑到门外歇荫凉，[00:06:41]

毛伢子蹲在那后面搞名堂[00:06:45]

，找起生字来考我，[00:06:51]

晓得我没带字典在身旁，[00:06:54]

想了半天没认得出，[00:06:58]

毛伢子开口就骂娘，[00:07:02]

我胡子一翘一了气，[00:07:06]

跑到陈家论短长，[00:07:09]

陈大嫂一见我慌了张，[00:07:14]

泼了一钵热米汤哪，[00:07:18]

泼了一钵热米汤哪。[00:07:27]

七月里是中元，[00:07:41]

家家户户接祖先，[00:07:46]

求祖先哇多保佑哪，[00:07:50]

保佑我的学傣往上添，[00:07:53]

但愿白米加几升，[00:07:57]

但愿家家拿现钱，[00:08:01]

孙儿子子儿孙，[00:08:05]

明年中元把香焚哪，[00:08:09]

来年中元把香焚。[00:08:18]

八月里是中秋，[00:08:32]

上边屋里做喜酒，[00:08:36]

下边屋里过中秋，[00:08:40]

心想登门是喝几盅，[00:08:44]

怎奈我无钱打包封，[00:08:48]

满腹的文章我何处用，[00:08:52]

写首对联打秋风，[00:08:56]

不信但看宴中酒哇，[00:09:00]

杯杯先敬有钱人，[00:09:04]

我夹几块肥肉子润喉咙哪，[00:09:07]

我夹几块肥肉子润喉咙哪。 [00:09:16]

九月里是重阳，[00:09:32]

重阳移火进了房，[00:09:35]

东家盖的红罗被，[00:09:40]

我把稻草垫上床，[00:09:43]

人家喝的重阳酒，[00:09:47]

只有张夫子呷米汤，[00:09:51]

四时八节无人问，[00:09:55]

想起我教书好心伤哪，[00:09:59]

想起我教书好心伤哪。 [00:10:08]

十月里立了冬，[00:10:21]

日子越过越冷清，[00:10:23]

大学生跑了七八个，[00:10:29]

小学生只剩三四名，[00:10:36]

我饿起肚皮来讨学俸，[00:10:39]

来此不觉是陈家门，[00:10:43]

去年的门对子是我写，[00:10:47]

四红对联两边分，[00:10:51]

一门天赐平安福，[00:10:55]

四季人同富贵春，[00:10:59]

我叫声陈大嫂快开门哪，[00:11:03]

我叫声陈大嫂快开门哪。 [00:11:12]