所属专辑:Junk Food Junkie
歌手: Done Again
时长: 03:03
Junk Food Junkie [In the Style of Larry Groce[00:00:00]
You know I love that organic cooking[00:00:00]
I always ask for more[00:00:03]
And they call me Mr Natural[00:00:05]
On down to the health food store[00:00:07]
I only eat good sea salt[00:00:10]
White sugar don't touch my lips[00:00:12]
And my friends is always begging me[00:00:14]
To take them on macrobiotic trips[00:00:16]
Yes they are[00:00:18]
Oh but at night I stake out my strong box[00:00:21]
That I keep under lock and key[00:00:23]
And I take it off to my closet[00:00:26]
Where nobody else can see[00:00:28]
I open that door so slowly[00:00:32]
Take a peek up north and south[00:00:34]
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie[00:00:36]
And I pop it in my mouth[00:00:38]
Yeah in the daytime I'm Mr Natural[00:00:46]
Just as healthy as I can be[00:00:49]
But at night I'm a junk food junkie[00:00:52]
Good lord have pity on me[00:00:54]
Well at lunchtime you can always find me[00:01:00]
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar[00:01:03]
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt[00:01:05]
From my hand thrown pottery jar[00:01:07]
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider[00:01:11]
With a carrot stick for dessert[00:01:13]
And wiping my face in a natural way[00:01:16]
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt[00:01:18]
Oh yeah[00:01:19]
Ah but when that clock strikes midnight[00:01:24]
And I'm all by myself[00:01:27]
I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf[00:01:29]
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips[00:01:34]
Dr Pepper and an ole Moon Pie[00:01:36]
Then I sit back in glorious expectation[00:01:39]
Of a genuine junk food high[00:01:41]
Oh yeah in the daytime I'm Mr Natural[00:01:43]
Oh yeah in the daytime I'm Mr Natural[00:01:50]
Just as healthy as I can be[00:01:53]
Oh but at night I'm a junk food junkie[00:01:55]
Good lord have pity on me[00:01:58]
My friends down at the commune[00:02:03]
They think I'm pretty neat[00:02:05]
Oh I don't know nothing about arts and crafts[00:02:07]
But I give 'em all something to eat[00:02:10]
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons[00:02:12]
And I only eat home grown spice[00:02:15]
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn[00:02:17]
Filled up with my brown rice[00:02:20]
Yes I do[00:02:21]
Oh folks but lately I hae been spotted[00:02:24]
With a Big Mac on my breath[00:02:27]
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders[00:02:32]
With a face as white as death[00:02:35]
I'm aftraid someday they'll find me[00:02:37]
Just stretched out on my bed[00:02:39]
With a handful of Pringles potato chips[00:02:42]
And a Ding Dong by my head[00:02:44]
In the daytime I'm Mr Natural[00:02:46]
Just as healthy as I can be[00:02:49]
But at night I'm a junk food junkie[00:02:51]
Good lord have pity on me[00:02:53]