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The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris/Celeste Holm[00:00:00]
Bill jackson was a poor old dub[00:00:07]
Who joined the darktown poker club[00:00:09]
But cursed the day[00:00:10]
He told them he would join[00:00:11]
His money used to go like it had wings[00:00:14]
If he yelled queens someone had kings[00:00:15]
And each night[00:00:17]
He would contribute all his coin[00:00:18]
Then he said I'm gonna[00:00:21]
Play em tight tonight[00:00:22]
He said there'll be no bobtail[00:00:22]
Flushes make me bite[00:00:23]
Cause when I gets in them[00:00:24]
My hands will be a peach[00:00:25]
And he played them tight[00:00:27]
But lost his pile[00:00:28]
And bill got peevish after a while[00:00:29]
So he rose looked all around[00:00:31]
And made this speech[00:00:32]
He said you all see this brand new razor[00:00:35]
I had it sharpened just today[00:00:36]
Now I'm coming in there with my rules[00:00:38]
That you must follow when you play[00:00:40]
Now keep your big hands on the table boy[00:00:42]
While you dealing please[00:00:43]
And don't be slipping them aces down there[00:00:46]
Er in between your knees[00:00:47]
And don't be making all them funny signs[00:00:49]
Like you trying to tip off your hand[00:00:50]
Just talk in american boy american[00:00:52]
That's what I can understand[00:00:54]
And don't be dealing off the bottom[00:00:56]
Because ooh that's rough[00:00:57]
Take five five then stop that's enough[00:00:59]
Now when you bet put up the chips[00:01:03]
Because I don't like it when you shy[00:01:04]
Then if you get busted[00:01:06]
Go get some[00:01:07]
Cause I'm gonna be here by and by[00:01:08]
Pass them cards for me to shuffle[00:01:10]
Everytime before you deals[00:01:11]
Then if anythings wrong and I ganna see[00:01:14]
Cause I mean you always ain't no er[00:01:17]
Keep playing that game[00:01:18]
According to mr hoyle[00:01:19]
You all play this game according to me[00:01:21]
Now sitting right there in that there clan[00:01:31]
There chance to be a one-eyed man[00:01:33]
And bill kept watching him[00:01:35]
Out the corner of his eye[00:01:35]
When ole one-eye would deal and then[00:01:39]
Would cost that bill another five or ten[00:01:40]
Bill got up again looked[00:01:42]
All around him with a sigh[00:01:43]
He said lord this is an awful shame[00:01:45]
He said there someone cheatin'[00:01:47]
In this 'ere game[00:01:48]
He said it goes er[00:01:49]
It ain't no do for me to name the guy[00:01:50]
So I'll refrain from mentioning[00:01:53]
The party's name[00:01:53]
If I catch him cheatin' just once again[00:01:54]
I'm gonna take my fist[00:01:56]
And close that other eye[00:01:57]
Now you see this brand new razor[00:02:00]
I had it sharpened just today[00:02:01]
I'm comin' in there with my own rules[00:02:03]
That you must follow when you play[00:02:05]
Hey kid keep your bony hands up on the table[00:02:06]
While you're givin' them out please[00:02:09]
Stop puttin' them wildies[00:02:11]
Down there 'tween your knees[00:02:12]
Stop makin' all them funny signs[00:02:14]
Like you're tryin' to tip off your hand[00:02:15]
Keep talkin' in american boy big aaa[00:02:17]
That's what I can understand[00:02:19]
And don't be getting' them off the bottom[00:02:21]
Ou ou ou[00:02:23]
Taht's rough[00:02:24]
This an army game five five halt[00:02:25]
That's enough[00:02:27]
Now when you bet[00:02:28]
Let me see the reds and blues[00:02:29]
'Cause I don't like it when you shy[00:02:30]
Then if you run out of gas[00:02:31]
Go get pumped up[00:02:32]
I'm gonna be here by and by[00:02:33]
Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle[00:02:35]
Everytime before you deal let me ripple[00:02:36]
Anything wrong I must see[00:02:39]
I keep going down[00:02:42]
Ain't gonna keep playin' the game now[00:02:43]
According to that mr hoyle[00:02:44]
You all gonna play this game according to me[00:02:46]
Henry if you break the seal[00:02:48]
On that new deck of bicycles[00:02:50]
We'll go on from there yeah[00:02:51]
Yeah[00:02:53]