《Numbers》歌词

歌曲： Numbers

所属专辑：Bobby Bare Sings Lullabys， Legends And Lies (And More)

歌手： Bobby Bare

时长： 05:05

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Numbers - Bobby Bare (Bobby Bare)[00:00:00]

I was sitting in Friday's[00:00:07]

Sucking on a glass of wine[00:00:09]

When in walked a chick[00:00:15]

Who almost struck me blind[00:00:17]

Had wet blue eyes[00:00:22]

And her legs were long and fine[00:00:24]

On a scale of one to ten [00:00:29]

I'd give her a nine [00:00:32]

Now on my scale there ain't no ten's [00:00:37]

You know nine is about[00:00:40]

As far as any chick can go[00:00:46]

So I flashed her a smile [00:00:52]

But she didn't even look at me[00:00:54]

So for brains and good judgement [00:00:59]

I'd give her a three [00:01:02]

I said Hey sweet thing [00:01:07]

You look like a possible eight[00:01:08]

You and me could uh make eighteen [00:01:14]

If your head's on straight [00:01:17]

She looked up and down my perfect frame[00:01:22]

And said these words that[00:01:29]

Burned into my perfect brain [00:01:31]

She said well [00:01:36]

Another one of those macho matician men[00:01:37]

Kind who grade all[00:01:44]

Women on scales of one to ten[00:01:45]

And you give me an eight well [00:01:51]

That's a generous thing to do[00:01:53]

Now let's just see [00:01:59]

Just how much I give you [00:02:01]

She said you coming on to me[00:02:10]

With that phony numbers jive[00:02:12]

Your style makes me smile [00:02:17]

I give it a five[00:02:21]

When you walked up I noticed[00:02:25]

That suit of yores[00:02:28]

It's last year's double knit frayed-cuffs [00:02:32]

Give it a four [00:02:35]

That must be your car[00:02:40]

Parked out on the curb[00:02:42]

That sixty nine homemade convertible [00:02:47]

A three and a third[00:02:51]

Now as for your build [00:02:55]

I guess yore less than five[00:02:57]

Except for your pot belly [00:03:02]

I'd give that a ten for size [00:03:04]

That wine you're pouring[00:03:10]

Might be fine to you[00:03:12]

But I'm used to fine champagne [00:03:17]

I give it a two[00:03:20]

It's hard to tell[00:03:25]

What your flashing smile is worth[00:03:26]

I give it a six [00:03:32]

You could use some dental work [00:03:34]

But It's your strutting rooster act[00:03:39]

That really makes me laugh[00:03:42]

It may be a ten to these country hens [00:03:47]

But to me a three and a half[00:03:51]

And there really ain't much to add[00:03:55]

Once the subtractin's done[00:03:57]

Since there ain't no zeroes [00:04:02]

I give you a one [00:04:04]

She walked out [00:04:10]

While up and down the line[00:04:12]

The whole bar was laughing [00:04:17]

Said Bare [00:04:19]

What happened to your nine[00:04:20]

Nine says I [00:04:25]

Hell soon as she started to talk I knew[00:04:26]

She didn't have no class [00:04:32]

I barely gave her a two [00:04:34]

Yeah No matter[00:04:40]

How good they look at first[00:04:41]

There's flaws in all of them[00:04:44]

That's why on a scale of ten to one friend[00:04:47]

There ain't no ten[00:04:52]