《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

歌曲： Funky Cold Medina

所属专辑：Kids Songs

歌手： Super Kidz

时长： 04:10

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Funky Cold Medina - Super Kidz[00:00:00]

Cold coolin' at a bar[00:00:21]

And I'm lookin' for some action[00:00:23]

But like Mike Jagger said[00:00:25]

I can't get no satisfaction[00:00:27]

The girls are all around[00:00:29]

But none of them wanna get with me[00:00:31]

My threads are fresh[00:00:33]

And I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C[00:00:34]

The girls is all jockin'[00:00:37]

At the other end of the bar[00:00:39]

Havin' drinks with some no name chump[00:00:41]

When they know that I'm the star[00:00:43]

So I got up and strolled over[00:00:45]

To the other side of the cantina[00:00:47]

I asked the guy why you so fly[00:00:49]

He said funky cold Medina[00:00:51]

Funky cold Medina[00:01:01]

This brother told me a secret[00:01:10]

On how to get more chicks[00:01:11]

Put a little Medina in your glass[00:01:14]

And the girls'll come real quick[00:01:16]

It's better than any alcohol[00:01:18]

Or aphrodisiac[00:01:20]

A couple of sips of this love potion[00:01:22]

And she'll be on your lap[00:01:24]

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg[00:01:26]

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me[00:01:30]

And did the wild thing on my leg[00:01:32]

He used to scratch and bite me[00:01:34]

Before he was much much meaner[00:01:36]

But now all the poodles run to my house[00:01:38]

For the funky cold Medina[00:01:40]

You know what I'm sayin'[00:01:43]

I got every dog in my neighborhood[00:01:45]

Breakin' down my door[00:01:47]

I got spuds mckenzie[00:01:49]

Alex from stroh's[00:01:51]

They won't leave my dog alone[00:01:53]

With that Medina pal[00:01:54]

I went up to this girl[00:01:58]

She said hi my name is Sheena[00:02:00]

I thought she'd be good to go[00:02:02]

With a little funky cold Medina[00:02:04]

She said I'd like a drink[00:02:06]

I said ehm okay I'll go get it[00:02:08]

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips[00:02:10]

And I knew that she was with it[00:02:12]

So I took her to my crib[00:02:14]

And everything went well as planned[00:02:16]

But when she got undressed[00:02:18]

It was a big old mess[00:02:19]

Sheena was a man[00:02:21]

So I threw him out[00:02:22]

I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer Wiener[00:02:24]

You must be sure that the girl is pure[00:02:26]

For the funky cold Medina[00:02:29]

You know what I'm sayin'[00:02:32]

Ain't no plans with a man[00:02:34]

This is the 80's[00:02:36]

Don't know this I'm down with the ladies[00:02:37]

No joke[00:02:40]

Break it down[00:02:46]

Back in the saddle[00:03:20]

Lookin' for a little affection[00:03:21]

I took a shot as a contestant on[00:03:23]

The love connection[00:03:25]

The audience needs voted[00:03:27]

And you know they picked a winner[00:03:29]

I took my date to the hilton[00:03:31]

For Medina and some dinner[00:03:33]

We had a few drinks[00:03:35]

So I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'[00:03:37]

Instead she started talkin'[00:03:39]

'Bout plans for our weddin'[00:03:41]

So I grab my coat and hit the door[00:03:43]

I said maybe I'll be seein' ya[00:03:45]

That's why I found you don't fool around[00:03:48]

With the funky cold Medina[00:03:50]

Ya know what I'm sayin'[00:03:53]

That Medina's a monster[00:03:55]

Funky cold Medina[00:03:59]