所属专辑:Catwalk Glamour 6
歌手: 野狼王的士高
时长: 03:04
Little Jackie - 28 Butts[00:00:01]
It’s a typical day in the universe [00:00:10]
Another MC spits a puny verse [00:00:12]
I try to get through my day without saying a curse [00:00:14]
Because I curse too much and such and such (f**k) [00:00:16]
I try to improve my vocabulary [00:00:19]
I try to cut out eating meat and dairy [00:00:20]
I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy [00:00:23]
Cause I lost my innocence [00:00:25]
I’m young and dumb and old and wise at the same time [00:00:26]
Cause I know Jesus was a rock star [00:00:30]
And it was Elvis who turned water into wine [00:00:32]
I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo [00:00:35]
I wanna own a llama [00:00:38]
I want less drama in my life [00:00:39]
I think I really wanna be a happy house-wife [00:00:41]
I got 28 butts in the ashtray [00:00:44]
I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney [00:00:46]
Another bottle of whiskey [00:00:48]
Has been emptied [00:00:50]
I know you wouldn’t put it past me [00:00:51]
I really know how to party [00:00:53]
Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi [00:00:54]
28 butts in the ashtray because its just me [00:00:57]
Keeping myself company [00:01:00]
I think back all the days I was smoking carawhack [00:01:01]
It was really kinda like an addiction [00:01:04]
Non-fiction [00:01:06]
Just reading my days and nights away [00:01:07]
I used to pray to a funny little fat man [00:01:09]
Til I found out he was Santa Clause cause [00:01:11]
Saint Nick never brought sh*t [00:01:14]
And there I go cursing again [00:01:16]
I’m my only friend and I’m definitely my very worst enemy [00:01:17]
It kinda triggers a memory [00:01:22]
Let’s bring it back to 83 when I [00:01:24]
Ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds [00:01:26]
Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy [00:01:29]
I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up [00:01:31]
I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine [00:01:33]
I got 28 butts in the ashtray [00:01:35]
I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney [00:01:37]
Another bottle of whiskey [00:01:39]
Has been emptied [00:01:41]
I know you wouldn’t put it past me [00:01:42]
I really know how to party [00:01:44]
Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi [00:01:45]
28 butts in the ashtray because its just me [00:01:48]
Keeping myself company [00:01:51]
Hey Mama are you proud of me [00:02:10]
I applied for a job at MickeyD’s [00:02:11]
I gotta do something with my life [00:02:13]
Because my idle time is eating me [00:02:15]
Like I’m a super-sized french fry [00:02:17]
Drenched in ketchup [00:02:19]
Frying over patch-up [00:02:21]
But I know I taste better than that [00:02:22]
Like they used to taste before they out-lawed trans-fat [00:02:24]
I got 28 butts in the ashtray [00:02:26]
I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney [00:02:28]
Another bottle of whiskey [00:02:30]
Has been emptied [00:02:32]
I know you wouldn’t put it past me [00:02:33]
I really know how to party [00:02:35]
Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi [00:02:36]
28 butts in the ashtray because its just me [00:02:39]
Keeping myself company[00:02:42]