所属专辑:COWARD, Noel: I Wonder What Happened to Him (1944-1951)
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I Wonder What Happened to Him - Noel Coward/Norman Hackforth[00:00:00]
Written by:Noel Coward[00:00:02]
The India that we read about[00:00:10]
And may have been misled about[00:00:12]
In one respect has kept itself intact[00:00:14]
Though 'pukka sahib' traditions may have cracked[00:00:17]
And thinned[00:00:20]
The good old Indian army was a fact[00:00:20]
That famous monumental man[00:00:24]
The officer and gentleman[00:00:26]
Still lives and breathes and functions from Bombay to Katmandu[00:00:27]
At any moment one can glimpse[00:00:31]
Matured or embryonic 'blimps'[00:00:32]
Vivaciously speculating as to what became of who[00:00:34]
Though Eastern sounds may fascinate your ear[00:00:38]
When West meets West you're always sure to hear[00:00:41]
Whatever became of old Bagot[00:00:46]
I haven't seen him for a year[00:00:48]
Is it true that young Forbes had to marry that faggot[00:00:50]
He met in the vale of Kashmir[00:00:52]
Have you had any news[00:00:54]
Or that chap in the blues[00:00:55]
Was it Prosser or Pyecroft or Pym[00:00:57]
He was stationed in Simla or was it Bengal[00:01:00]
But I know he got blind at a ball in Nepal[00:01:04]
And wrote several four letter words on the wall[00:01:06]
I wonder what happened to him[00:01:09]
Whatever became of old Shelley[00:01:13]
Is it true that young Briggs was cashiered[00:01:15]
For riding quite nude on a push bike through Delhi[00:01:18]
The day the new viceroy appeared[00:01:21]
Have you had any word[00:01:24]
Of that bloke in the 'third'[00:01:25]
Was it Southerby Sedgwick or sim[00:01:26]
They had him thrown out of the club in Bombay[00:01:28]
For apart from his mess bill exceeding his pay[00:01:31]
He took to pig sticking in quite the wrong way[00:01:34]
I wonder what happened to him[00:01:37]
One must admit that by and large[00:01:47]
Upholders of the British Raj[00:01:49]
Don't shine in conversation as a breed[00:01:51]
Though Indian army officers can read[00:01:54]
A bit[00:01:57]
Their verbal wit has rather run to seed[00:01:57]
Their splendid insularity[00:02:01]
And roguish jocularity[00:02:02]
Was echoing through India when Victoria was queen[00:02:04]
In restaurants and dining cars[00:02:08]
In messes clubs and hotel bars[00:02:10]
They try to maintain tradition in the way it's always been[00:02:12]
Though worlds may change and nations disappear[00:02:16]
Above the shrieking chaos you will hear[00:02:21]
Whatever became of old tucker[00:02:27]
Have you heard any word of young mills[00:02:30]
Who ruptured himself at the end of a chukka[00:02:32]
And had to be sent to the hills[00:02:34]
They say that young lees[00:02:37]
Had a dose of D T's'[00:02:38]
And his hopes of promotion are slim[00:02:40]
According to Stubbs who's a bit of a louse[00:02:42]
The silly young blighter went out on a 'souse'[00:02:45]
And took two old tarts into government house[00:02:48]
I wonder what happened to him[00:02:51]
Whatever became of old keeling[00:02:55]
And frightened three nuns in a train in Darjeeling[00:02:59]
D'you remember Munroe[00:03:08]
In the p a v o[00:03:09]
He was tallish and mentally dim[00:03:10]
The talk of heredity can't be quite true[00:03:14]
He was dropped on his head by his ayah at two[00:03:17]
I presume that by now he'll have reached g h q[00:03:20]
I'm sure that's what happened to him[00:03:24]