所属专辑:The Quickening (Explicit)
歌手: The Vandals
时长: 01:59
Aging Orange - The Vandals[00:00:00]
Written by:Joe Escalante/Warren Fitzgerald[00:00:00]
I'm palm palm head[00:00:05]
And I wrote one good song[00:00:07]
But that was almost 20 years ago[00:00:08]
I tried and I tried to follow it up[00:00:11]
But you know how those[00:00:13]
Sophomore jinxes go[00:00:14]
So I became quite bitter[00:00:16]
As sales dropped like flies[00:00:17]
No one likes these dumb songs[00:00:18]
Cars racing and spies[00:00:20]
Maybe it's my ape drape[00:00:21]
Or hippies in my band[00:00:22]
But now we only tour and every in Arizona[00:00:24]
Or Japan[00:00:26]
So after much thought[00:00:27]
And a panel of experts[00:00:28]
I came up with a brilliant little plan[00:00:29]
I'll take out my frustrations[00:00:32]
On one of these ungrateful[00:00:35]
New punk rock bands[00:00:36]
'Cuz I invented socks[00:00:37]
And I invented gravy[00:00:38]
I made up the cotton gin[00:00:40]
But no one ever paid me[00:00:41]
Why beat a dead horse[00:00:42]
With a career that is cursed[00:00:43]
I'll just sue for royalties[00:00:45]
On things I thought of first[00:00:46]
Back in ancient egypt[00:00:48]
Many pharaohs went to jail[00:00:49]
For misappropriation[00:00:50]
Of my Phrigian scale[00:00:51]
I said listen to Tutankhamen[00:00:58]
You're driving me insane[00:01:00]
It's obvious those bellies[00:01:01]
Are all dancing to bloodstains[00:01:02]
I figured out you owe me[00:01:04]
And please try not to laugh[00:01:05]
But every time I hear it[00:01:06]
I get one more golden calf[00:01:07]
So I've bitten off[00:01:09]
A sizable chunk[00:01:10]
Of the hands of the people[00:01:11]
With the food[00:01:13]
Now concerned to the pages of flipside[00:01:14]
A graveyard of punk rock's[00:01:17]
35 year old dudes[00:01:18]
So I invented socks[00:01:20]
And I invented gravy[00:01:21]
I made up the cotton gin[00:01:22]
But no one ever paid me[00:01:24]
Why beat a dead horse[00:01:25]
With a career that is cursed[00:01:26]
I'll just sue for royalties[00:01:27]
On things I thought of first[00:01:29]
Palm palm[00:01:30]
Palm palm[00:01:32]
Palm palm[00:01:33]
Palm palm[00:01:34]
Ape drape[00:01:36]
Ape drape[00:01:37]
Poodle head[00:01:38]
Poodle head[00:01:40]
Palm palm[00:01:41]
Palm palm[00:01:42]
Ape drape[00:01:43]
Poodle head[00:01:45]
Palm palm[00:01:46]
Palm palm[00:01:47]
Ape drape[00:01:49]
Poodle head[00:01:50]
Poodle head[00:01:51]
Poodle head[00:01:53]
Poodle head[00:01:54]